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the best person alive. has an incredibly large penis. any person alive that has a jesse in their life is extremely lucky. makes sex incredible
jolene: im so lucky i have a jesse in my life
hailey: what
jolene: yeah bitch i have a jesse
hailey: lucky bastard
by iiKayla October 27, 2012
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Fun, Nice , NOT GAY . Can cheer you up when you're down. Hot and Cute. You wish you knew a Jesse. Likes to joke around and laugh, but teases alot too.
Girl1: Ugh, I'm so bored. I wish Jesse was here.

Girl2: You know a Jesse? Lucky you.
by ZeCookie September 29, 2013
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THE ultimate swooper. Don't let him near your girl, because he will take her and your future girl.
Guy: My girl left me :'(
Friend: What happened?
Guy: Jesse
by mkevinez October 09, 2011
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A nice chill guy who can get with the chicks but prefers to relax and wait for them to come to him. They are equipped with a nice size cock the ladies love. Who is a cool guy to be around, very lovable, and very fun.
Yo, that guy is super cool and chill
Yea man, bet he is a Jesse.
by Titeass gal November 15, 2011
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In any teen chickflick, book, and or TV show, Jesse is always the sexy, bad-boy lady killer.
Bad-boys named Jesse in Prom, Hannah Montana, Full House, etc.
by there no badboy named frank April 13, 2011
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A true, genuine heartbreaker. He'll come across as irresistible, addictive, loving, kind, soft and sweet spoken, passionate, romantic, everything you've ever dreamed of. If you're with a Jesse and wish to stay with him, hold him close, don't tell him things you think he wants to hear, tell him things you know is true and honest. Don't lie to him. Don't wish anything bad upon him or anyone close to him. In the end, he will break your heart and it will take months if not years to get over him.
Jesse M broke my heart
by Fischer09 March 18, 2013
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Jesse is an individual, a person who just wants to live life the way he wants. Someone who knows what he wants, pays attention to the signs and finds the love in the eyes of another interesting individual. Jesse's are known as gods looking to find their goddess mainly by the name Alexandra or Lexie. Hippie to the death and a always a cool dude. He's got his name written all over the stars and will never end up alone. Jesse's typically tend to get confused and somtimes trys to ignore the things he knows he shouldnt have, but once he see's them again the water and air tend to collide to create somthing so very wonderful. He's the sunshine to the world and loves a girl who's has the same type of wavelength, his love is immortal and the stars are no lie, your supposed to be with her or bad things will happen..
stranger- hey Alexandra(Lexie) who is that?
Alexandra- it's jesse
Stranger- go talk to him

Alexandra- fate will do that, it's written in the stars

* where supposed to be together *
by Thedayhemetabellydancer July 02, 2012
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