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57.
A blonde faggot little bitch that can't hold his liqour. He also has a very ugly dick.
"WTF is wrong with that kid?"
"He's a Jesse"
"Shitty."

"Eww! What the hell is that?!"
"it's my dick"
"I'm sorry to inform you bro, but you have a Jesse"
"fuck."
by Jesse has an ugly dick69 November 25, 2011
 
58.
A little cocksucker, who enjoys having large black penis in his anus.
Jesse: I'm so cool
Everyone else: shut the fuck up
by Warrenhills July 30, 2011
 
59.
a huge kike
have u seen tht kike around anywhere?
ya jesse's over there
by hz82110 May 18, 2011
 
60.
A huge douchebag who is so desperate to get some action he'll hook up with just about any girl. Uses compliments in an attempt to get you out of your panties, then never texts you again when he fails miserably. Goes around asking his female friends if they "know any sluts" for him to get with. He creeps on younger girls and has NO game. He doesn't know how to treat a woman properly. Tries to take advantage of drunk girls, then days later he admits to their face he thought he could get away with stuff because they were under the influence. Oh, and he has a hairy back.
Natalie: That guy I went out with last Friday was such a jerk, he still hasn't called me back.
Stephanie: Wow, he's such a Jesse!
by laquisha19 April 26, 2011
 
61.
hippin-hooper/schlingavinga.
No one wants to hang out with the Jesse Lambright
by shebahshai November 14, 2010
 
62.
a total jackass that doesnt deserve attention from any girl because he is a player.
omg my boyfriend is being a such a total jesse
by ihateyou123456 August 28, 2010
 
63.
Son of a fishing god, who is in the process of dethroning said god!!!!
Jesse can outfish anyone on any lake anytime!!!
by son of a fishing god February 02, 2010