he is always tall, has dark blue eyes, has medium brown hair,energetic,usually has a last name of a past president,wears old beat up romeos,has a nike blue sweatshirt that he cherishes,a small town guy, likes riding fourwheelers, parents are divorced,not very great in school,
man that guy is jesse
by bhncjuisgh November 17, 2014
Pretty much the coolest girl ever, you talk to her for just a little while and you see how much of a cute and kind girl she really is. She has good taste in music and style, and is super good looking, there is no girl like an Jesse. She is innocent but in a good way.
"Dude, is your name Jesse? Because you so hot!"
by psychic rock chick November 03, 2014
Popular girl's name, but also occasionally used to indicate a pink-cheeked little white boy who thinks he's got pumps.
Jeff: DUDE I just saw a nymph. She was gorgeous with long blonde hair!
TJ: Was she apple-cheeked and doing aerobic exercises?
Jeff: Yeah! You saw her too??
TJ: Lol you saw a Jesse

Trish: OMG did you hear about how Justin Bieber made it to the list of the world's most beautiful women??
Alec: Yeah but did you see how Jesse Bieber made it to first?
by nillanigga001 June 27, 2013
A man who has yet to grow up. Wants to date and treat you like a queen, make you his wife and then turn his back on you. Sits around all day and plays on his phone or computer while his wife is tending to children or cleaning the house. Used to look nice and care about his appearance, but once he gets married, he lets himself go, goes bald and gets fat. He even tries to make his wife shave his back!
Too aggressive in bed and has a pencil dick!
OMG, I went home with this guy the other night and his dick was SO JESSE!

That guy on the beach over there in the Speedos with all the back hair is SUCH A JESSE!
by ROTFL January 21, 2014
He is the dopest dawg. You will usually find this bastard hanging out with the black grade 12ths smoking that jank as shiz. His favorite activity is to get jessed in the Jessface. Besides eating cum, he likes going to Mc D and gettin dat mcflurry with dos M&Ms. He really likes hentai and will fucking piss you off in skype calls constantly.
That kid is a fucking Jesse. Burn him!
by TimeYourLife February 10, 2014
A guy who wants control over everyone and everything, especially the Super Logic Gamers.

He is in love with a boy named Jackzel.

He begs for fame and fortune although it never works out.

He secretly masterbates to KFC, Pizza Hut, and Geer of GameTroops.

Doesn't give a flying fuck about people.

Is a very gay faggot.
MegamanNG: Wow that guy is being quite the dickhead!

Masterlink40: He's such a Jesse...
by GreatGamezLPS May 28, 2013
A blowjob against ones will
Dude I totally didn't want to hook up with her last night but she gave me a Jesse
by Fuckmire May 12, 2013

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