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Jenna Avery

A self proclaimed chaos pixie who is often seen in Totnes wearing crazy clothing resembling leafs, chinese hats, and home-made looking organic materials. It is quite commonly known around Totnes that if you spot this little creature and spend any time with her, chaos will unfold around you. She has been spotted canoeing up the River Dart on Ocassion with other pixie like beings. Some say she does not really exist, but those who have spotted the Jenna Avery pixie know better.

This creature can only be found in Totnes United Kingdom and is known for her abilities to create amazing sculptures out of balloons, do fire poi techiniques at night, and she also seems to have some strange aura of creating random chaotic events, these include accidently being electrified whilst turning on a computer, stabbing herself whilst opening a chopstick wrapper, falling off the back of a pickup truck whilst managing to hang on upside down, Causing people to accidently trip on thier own feet, cooking salmon with hair straighteners and accidently burning her tongue, getting people to climb strange objects in the dark, getting people to do canoe trips late at night without a torch. Cooking using any ingredient known to man and for some reason creating a delicous curry by accident. Blowing bubbles at strangers in the cash point queue, falling over without any reason, Confusing people to the point they become speachless. Playing the flute up Totnes high street with two cats following her.
Is that the Jenna Avery Pixie from Totnes juggling apples whilst blowing bubbles?

Look! There she is wearing a crazy chinese hat it must be the Jenna Avery Totnes pixie!

That girl just walked past a tree and half the leafs fell off and blew across the street she must be that Jenna Avery pixie!

This party is boring lets invite Jenna Avery, things always get chaotic with her around!

Gosh! You fell over without tripping on anything your just like Jenna Avery! Haha!
Jenna Avery by sillyelfclown September 21, 2011
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It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026