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A really, really hot guy, that I think may like me back. Known each other for a wicked long time.
Flippy brown hair and hazel eyes. HE'S GORGEOUS!!
Wicked nice and the funniest guy you have every met!! <3
"Wow, that guy over there, he's such a Jared."
"I know. How long have you known him?"
"Well I said he's a Jared, so we've known each other forever!!"
by HockeyGrl450 January 26, 2009
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Beast Of All Trades, Always Copied Never Duplicated! Worth Weight In Gold!, Hes Their When You Need Him, And Still Their When You Dont,
Hey Man, Your Such A Jared!
Hey, I Just Heard You Pulled A Jared On That Clown RobDog59!
by MooseMan420 June 05, 2011
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a person who is slightly random and on occasion cray but all around flippin awesome. Someone you know will be there when it counts.
by Lfcangel9 February 18, 2010
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1. a top notch baller marked by disticnt good looks, a solid A in geometry honors, and man uggs.
2. a passionate capricorn who possesses a blazing love for vanilla icing, the xgames, and rock band.
3. someone amazing.

*also see BEAR
Cara is so incredibly lucky, I wish I could have a Jared!
by JZLOVERRRR February 06, 2008
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Squad leader and Guide. Wise and publicly professional, yet secretly wild with intent to party. Chick magnet and very driven individual. One of a kind for sure.
Jared= Oorah! Bottoms up, beer down. Helloooo NURSE!
by Jared90 February 03, 2010
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A reluctant sword smith, women tend to trip over their tongues as he passes by. usually reviled by other males for having mythical penis girth. Usually compared to god like figures such as Zeus and Thor.

one of the greatest Jared's was delivered to planet earth in 1975 via non earth like space craft - is also allergic to Kryptonite.
probably the best all round rooter in the solar system, women have been known to gush uncontrollably and pass out at the mere sight of his powerful index and middle fingers - so he wears ski gloves in public - or hand prosthesis.
Once pointed at chuck Norris and Barry Dawson in a pub and told them to leave, Barry ran, Chuck fell to his knees and orgasmed uncontrollably - he wasn't wearing any gloves that day.

Everyone should nickname their penis Jared.
Fuck! I thought he was at the fortress of solitude! I better leave town, I heard he wants to fuck my wife and sister!

"Jared" I thought HE was the god of thunder, maybe he's Thor's Grandfather?
by Rooster 00027 May 28, 2011
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really tall guy who is an athlete mixed with a nerd, movie buff, also refered to as the elusiv whit man
by 7layersofsin May 31, 2010
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