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29.
Jareds tend to be very tall, and very attractive. They have a hipster style, mixed with a little bit of rock. Jareds usually are very intelligent, and can be very overprotective in a serious situation. He knows how to treat a girl, and can always tell how girls feel just by hearing their voices. If you ever start dating a Jared, never let him go.
Girl 1: Did you see what Jared is wearing today?

Girl2 2: omg, yes! He's so adorable! I just want to take off his beanie and ruffle his hair!

Girl 1: I know right!

Girl 2: If he ever asks me out its a definite yes!
by nickiminajared December 28, 2012
 
43.
A girls douchey cock blocking best friend who she claims is her best friend or her brother. He is usually tall and sometimes older this is a new brand of Jared though called a Ped-Jared. His life is usually void of guy friends as he is unaware of what the bro code is. He will always try and hug your girlfriend or try to take her away from you.
Boyfriend: Hey can you hang out later.
Girlfriend: Maybe.
Jared: No remember we are going to the opera.
Boyfriend: Way to pull a Jared fag. Bro code remember?
Jared: What does the bro code mean?
by hometree January 20, 2011
 
44.
Noun, a person who mentions the niceness of tyler's genitalia, which was meaty and large.
"Other Says: Was tyler's cock nice?
Jared Says: I don't want to say it was nice, BUT IT WAS NICE."
by Colinnoahandother June 26, 2011
 
45.
An enormous faggot often over zealous about his passion for cocks and water polo. He spends most of his life in the pool, either playing with cock or balls. The fagooty way he slurps cock is bested only by his ability to lose in polo matches. He is also known to set his friends aside to eat cock or cradle balls.
Kid 1 : hey is Leonard coming?

Kid 2 : nah he's at the pool being a Jared

Or

Kid 1 : hey you wanna catch twilight?
Kid 2 : Nah sorry dude I'd rather be a Jared and suck cock by the pool than watch that.
by Jaredboy March 10, 2013
 
46.
Jared is a massive nob, he always wears stripes and thinks its really cool to wear a grey blazer with grey skinny jeans.. although it looks pretty fit ;)
he has the most horrendous laugh.. but i hear it all the time cause i am hilare! although he would argue that he's funnier.
all the girls want him and he blates knows it..
Such a lad, but such a babe. One of my bestest friends, love him lots!! Hahah
Love you Jaaaarrrrr <3
Me: Nice ring Jared ;)
Jared: *Gay little laugh that he does*
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Android 4 lyf bbz!! <3
by Meer_Jeff October 18, 2011
 
47.
(v.) the act of sodomizing an unsuspecting homosexual negroid; often results in the contraction of AIDS. When jareding, the perpetrator lures in a pack of niggers with a bucket of fresh KFC. As the apes feast on the chicken, he thoroughly inspects them, searching for the one with the largest, most African elephant dick.

Although penises with piercings and other tribal deformities are preferred, the largest cock will suffice for jareding. Once a suitable porch monkey is selected, he will coerce the creature with pictures of female apes. As the negroid achieves a massive erection, the jareder will sneak up and position his well greased anus above the shaft.

In one swift motion, the perpetrator impales his ass on the cock and rides it like a cowboy from Brokeback Mountain, eventually causing the negroid to ejaculate. In the final step of jareding, the sick fuck will proceed to collect the semen and pour it over fresh chalupas, as he is usually 13 year old faggot Taco Bell fanboy. As he eats the chalupas, the jareder smiles with joy stroking his tiny 2.3" dick to a picture of Jack Bauer, contemplating his next victim.
Blake: My asshole is feeling really tight, you wanna go jared tonight?

Jared: Sure Mr. Locati! I'd love to go, although I call dibs on your freshly made semen-covered tacos, I'm too much of a curly headed fucking jew to pay for Taco Bell! Did I mention I'm gay?
by Von Cockenberg January 02, 2011
 
48.
A little baby who got burnt, drowned an killed by his mum mary.
Jareds gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna burn!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna drown!!!!!
Did you hear that Jared got buried in a shallow grave
Oh Jared!! not again!!!!
JAAAAAARRRREEEEEEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by querda July 10, 2011
 
49.
a hairy homeless midget who never showers. It lives under bridges, it's diet consists of toothpaste & waffles. Very vicious and does not make a good pet.
Girl: I had a pet Jared once, i had to get rid of it though.
Boy: Why?
Girl: It smelled horrible and ate all my toothpaste. Then it tried to bite me.
Boy: You poor thing...
by A Very Amazing Person. (: December 19, 2010