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the act of messing with or fucking up someone's Myspace/Facebook/etc. profile without their permission. You can jared someone's profile by adding lame interests, changing their default picture to David Hasselhoff, or changing their 'about me' section to reflect a homosexual lifestyle.
Example of jared :

"I'm sick of getting my profile jared-ed every time I forget to sign out!"

"I spent four hours last night jared-ing her profile."
by Larongitis December 07, 2008
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58.
a total stud from Cali.
my boyfriend, my favorite, my love.
loves the Lord, loves his friends, loves his family.
will someday be an amazing husband and dad.
needs to come eat a mango with me, enjoys breakfast food, hates cherry flavored items. he's a eagle scout.
and he's mine.
everyone loves Jared who wouldn't? i sure do.

that guy is such a Jared wow, i want him.
by Kelcy February 06, 2008
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59.
To completely kill everyone in the room's buzz by being totally negative and against everyone else.
Wow, that Jared completely ruined the party.

No, I couldn't have fun last night, i was with a Jared

Bald Headed FUCK!
by buttsexman1234 February 04, 2010
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60.
One who humps legs until the point of ejaculation
"My boyfriend pulled a Jared last night; needless to say he got my sheets all wet and I still got nothing out of it."
by Gerch December 04, 2007
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61.
A total fucking dick head who pisses everyone off and everyone hates,they are usually orange and gay,act hard like a chav ! Usually is a chav,takes drugs too and makes fun of people who haven't lost their virginity,usually suck cock.
Jared : Haw Haw your a wee dick mate haw haw
Person : Go suck your mums left titty fag
Jared : I'm running away (Runs away crying)
by PastResignationsofaghandi May 23, 2010
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62.
a person lacking directional skills. jared's commonly lose in fights with their girlfriends because she is clearly stronger. but its alright that he is weak because they are extremely cute and perfect boyfriends =]
make your own examples to fit your own jared.
by c.elle<3 December 23, 2008
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63.
The definition of true racism.
Jared: "I hate those damn sand ni**ers."
by sugar_58_ August 30, 2008
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