A little baby who got burnt, drowned an killed by his mum mary.
Jareds gonna die!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna burn!!!!!!!!
Jareds gonna drown!!!!!
Did you hear that Jared got buried in a shallow grave
Oh Jared!! not again!!!!
JAAAAAARRRREEEEEEDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by querda July 10, 2011
a hairy homeless midget who never showers. It lives under bridges, it's diet consists of toothpaste & waffles. Very vicious and does not make a good pet.
Girl: I had a pet Jared once, i had to get rid of it though.
Boy: Why?
Girl: It smelled horrible and ate all my toothpaste. Then it tried to bite me.
Boy: You poor thing...
by A Very Amazing Person. (: December 19, 2010
A giant piece of shit
I just took a Jared.
by Awesomecoolnoncrappy person December 12, 2010
Tall, slightly chunky man with dark facial hair. Loves Black T-shirts and his sexy girlfriend. He has a fetish with boobs. His popsicle is slight smaller than normal. He never rejects you when you ask for a ride in his man van. He's a sweet and loving boyfriend but makes mistakes and doesnt really understand the female type. He has kind of a numb personality but is extremely loyal..... I mean REALLY LOYAL. He will be whatever you want hime to be. He is my bestfriend, my boyfriend, and my slave. He also enjoys blowing on lucy, his trombone....:D
He went to jared
by Ned Bluska October 29, 2010
a person whos name is jared duh. hes weird and random at times and he also sings annoying songs that get stuck in my head. blahzerz!
jeny: jared your soo weird

jared: no u!

jeny: jk your cool

jared: no u!

jeny: aww thanks teehee!!

jared: no u!

jeny: k.. getting annoying now.

jared: lalalala

jeny: ah my ears!
by jeny March 01, 2008
To create something large in size for consumption. To upsize or upgrade something typically small or bite-size into something larger than usual.

Name derived from Subway's spokesman Jared Fogel.
"I'm totally going to jared this s'more", said Alan has he built a 4 marshmallow, 2 graham cracker, and 1 full chocolate bar s'more around the campfire.

You want to jared these Bagel Bites into a 4-story pizza tower?
by RobinAmerica July 07, 2009
Jared Fogel, of Subway diet fame, lost 245 lbs in one year eating Subway fare. Lots of rumors about AIDS, coke, bypass surgery, but he apparently did it honestly.
Fat Bastard, to Austin Powers: "I went on the Subway diet, like Jared and lost 180 pounds. Unfortunately, now my neck looks like a vagina."
by Dr. Dutch Evil March 21, 2006

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