Mom can I have oatmeal for breakfast
by miss peeniz biznatch November 9, 2003
grits for white people
by GMODAMAN June 30, 2010
by Thatsexychicwithoatmeal January 7, 2013
"i just ate some oatmeal."
"My mouth just had an orgasm, because of the delicious instant oatmeal."
"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."
"My mouth just had an orgasm, because of the delicious instant oatmeal."
"my mom started to freak out and though i was getting diabetes, so to make her stop, i started eating oatmeal. after a week of oatmeal everyday i finally understood that oatmeal was the most amazing thing in the world."
by Championhannahsaurusrex February 1, 2009
A codeword for sexual frustration.
by xXSpiritKeeperXx August 12, 2013
How did her oatmeal taste?
by adidasnamjah August 20, 2009