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Tyron Brown and John Smith went out for breakfast. Tyron ordered grits, and John ordered oatmeal.
oatmeal by GMODAMAN July 5, 2010
Breakfast consisting of rolled whole-grain oats boiled in water, you goddamn faggots. Its not sex or gay sex or oral sex or any of this bullshit you dumb fucking faggots!
I ate Oatmeal for breakfast.
Oatmeal by T4C January 17, 2005
Damn that girl thiccer than a bowl of “oatmeal”
Oatmeal by Youze a lame February 1, 2018
Frosty's original name
Let's name the snowman Oatmeal!
Oatmeal by T-Dog Jenkins June 12, 2004
Derion: I've been itching lately. I think I have AIDS.
Mariah: Awww, would you like some oatmeal?
Person a: Not to get all political on you, but what the fuck is oatmeal?

Person b: It's a fucking lie that's what it is
Oatmeal by That_White_Bitch January 21, 2021