JakeyBoy 

the best kid alive "BloxtonSupporter"

Me: do you think jake is funny?
7yo: no he is cringe
Me: I will kill you
7yo: i hate JakeyBoy
He died soon after

JakeyBoy by ShockingDragon July 30, 2023

jakeboysvideos 

Theft.

The fucken water mark is on every single one of their fucken vids. Fucken jakeboys and their “jakeboysvideos” water mark

jakeboysvideos by Qwqqikqiqoqoqoqiqiasijdcuhsdcu September 15, 2018

jakebomb 

someone who cant afford to wash.
someone who smells, steals from amy, with scraggy hair, speaks like a begoi and wears handy-dooners.

junkie wendy is a jakebomb.

jakebomb by amy hogg December 15, 2008

jakeboy 

n. 1. The only boy who knows how to hold your hand.
2. Makes your stomach turn with butterflies.
3. The realize why you're smiling right now.
4. A name that comes out when the alcohol goes down.

Awww Jakeboy, you're the greatest person in the world. I've spent forever to feel this way, and I can't believe you feel it too.

jakeboy by kickoutthejams January 5, 2005

jakeob 

Trash R6 player

My name is Jakeob and I suck at R6

jakeob by Alpha AIpha October 2, 2021

jakeology , The "JAKENESS" 

(JAKEOLOGY)Jakeology is the philosophy of The "JAKENESS". It is the knowing of everything and also the understanding of everything. it is also the being of "JAKENESS" witch allows you to can be classified as the "JAKENESS", such as classic rock or women(Gayness is not a part of the "JAKENESS").In knowing this, you shall become part of The "JAKENESS" and know what to like and what not to like. Even though you were not born as the "JAKENESS", like myself, you can become a small part of it, making yourself a little betterthen the normal fagget human being. (JAKENESS)To describe The "JAKENESS" though, is like trying to describe god. It is basically [impossible but you know what it is. The "JAKENESS" is the word of greatness and ultimate power. there is nothing comparable to it. Men cower in it face as if there manliness was stopped on like an unwanted pest. women orgasm on site do to its undefined mystic aura. and no matter what, in the face of anything, The "JAKENESS" is superior.

Ex: Knowing that women are hot and that men should only sleep with women is a small part of jakeology , The "JAKENESS".

jakeology , The "JAKENESS" by jake zickefoose July 20, 2008

jakeology 

A religion & possible political party created by me, a 13 year old boy possibly related to Hitler. Which will clean up Britain and dump our problems on America. The Religion has a living god, me, which is more than all of the other religions x 1000000000. And you don't have to pray.

Here are some of the Jakeology party policies:

McDonalds Will be banned and destroyed and killed and burned and other nasty thing done to it including any customers and workers and anyone related to McDonalds this Law also applies to“ KFC, BURGER KING & OTHER IMPORTED FAST FOOD CHAINS excluding Taco Bell”

The words “init” & “bruv” will be banned

All Jaffacakes shall be put in a special aisle named the “Biscakes” section in all supermarkets

Police uniform shall be changed to a Ninja outfit

Marijuana will be legalised and sold in shops and smoked in a spliff with tobacco and none of the shitty chemicals in special Joint areas

jakeology by Jake Cave October 2, 2007