verb. To pour Hypnotiq all over your partners naked body and then lick it off while stimulating your partner's sensual areas with your tongue.
Licking hypnotiq off of someone's titties, penis or twat. Ass jading is not recommended (Hypno and ass juice do not mix well).
1. After we jaded, her titties were all sticky and smelled like Hypno for like three days.

2. Kate couldnt believe that her friend let me jade her.

3.
by Dirt Bag September 19, 2007
A jade is a person who is popular and very rude they will pretend to be your friend but then stab you in the back they are not very smart and will do anything to annoy you so a jade is someone you want to stay away from
friend:I talked to someone yesterday
Me: who?
Friend: jade
Me: oh no stay away from her she's such a jade
by Ryah Lynn March 25, 2013
that a complete babe, whos knickers you want in
mmmh... look at her, what a jade!
by conor_ September 14, 2007
Usually a beautiful girl on the outside but completely ugly on the inside. Usually just care's for themselves and uses people to get ahead in life. Not a reliable friend. Very nice at first but as time passes she will show her true colors. If she finds some one better than you she will drop you.
"Jade just dropped me off the face of the planet"

"Why"

"Because she made a new friend with money"
by 'Merica Gurl February 25, 2013
Jade wants to fuck George so hard he cums 1000liters
Jade: Let me fuck you George
George: mabey later
by mawbbf October 26, 2011
sexiest girl in the world, very good at giving head, freak in the bed. usually brunette with brown eyes, is attracted to guys with colorful hair and olive toned skin, loves to get down and dirty with her boyfriend, very kinky(loves to be bitten)., straight as can be, totally horny 24/7
wow, this girl is sooo jade!
by crazy_bitchesz19 April 26, 2009
the one that always follows the crowd. A jade changes toward different people, and doesnt know what she wants. You may think that she's all yours at the start, but then , you follow her like a rollercoaser ride.
That jade is always trying to be in all the drama
by lalakooks February 04, 2011

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