a dumb stuck up bitch, fame has gotten to her little slutty head, all she'll do is use you then fuck you over like you're the shit on her shoes.
that girl is sucha prostitute!

that girl is sucha jade
by hhljnf July 15, 2010
A gemstone. A type of plant. A popular girls name. Usually Jades are sensitive and very in touch with their emotions. Very feminine but not afraid to stand up for what they believe in or what they think is right. Jades are very dedicated and commited to their friends. Will always love and trust until they are shown proof to do otherwise. Jades are almost always in a good mood, happy and goofy. Jades have open hearts and open their homes to help others who are in need. Jades are very sexual beings and give their all into pleasing their partner. Jades are very monogamous. Excellent kisser. Very pretty with either bright green or beautiful blue eyes. Light blond or light brown hair.
by wow79 February 02, 2010
a sickness contracted only from a person named Julia.
"Yo man, I think Julia got me sick"
-"Dude, you have jades"
by apatbalat February 06, 2014
Super hot chick. Shes always cool. loyal to her friends and family. alittle (pinworms in her rectum.)
Dude, that Jade girl is totally hot. I heard she has pinworms
by Sarah5261 June 13, 2013
Jade, the name for the 'green' gemstone. Slang for weed or green because jade means green.
Afta the rave sit back an bun "jade" green marijuana peng weed skunk. -Yo can ya get any jade?
by Emayex February 12, 2010
A common stig of the dump.
Usually has short dark brown hair with green skin and purple eyes.
'Jade is such a stig.'

'There's always a horrible smell when Jade is around.'
by Cba. May 14, 2007
jade is a hot damn tamale

or wide set vagina

she is usually scared of ketchup

she normally loves ashleys

hates fishing
1. damn that has to be a jade over there

2. my dick fell right out of that jade

3. shes scared of ketchp ? must be a jade

4. ashley rocks the bed at night whoot

5. i went fishing in my own turkey now my sweater stinks of musty vagina
by bigbootyhoeyoyo November 06, 2013

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