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In the UK, universally refers to Jade Goody, a runner-up on the reality TV show "Big Brother". Despite being apparently slow-witted, devoid of general knowledge and lacking in classical beauty, Goody has since made millions of pounds by appearing in celebrity magazines, diet videos (although it later transpired she had lost weight through liposuction) and the 2007 "Celebrity Big Brother", in which her reputation was severely damaged following alleged racism towards an Indian contestant.

Goody is something of a chav icon, proving that you can be a success in today's Britain despite having no talent, beauty or, in fact, any other endearing qualities.
Did you hear that Jade's pregnant again? Wonder who the father is this time?
by Zog The Undeniable February 21, 2007
 
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The cute girl who doesn't remember who you are at the start but ends up being the mother to your wine child. incredibly awesome, funny lovely and rad as fck. gets chunddered off a pint. (jade) is the type of 'babe' you wish you were with all the time.
(jade)-when i get chunddered i tend to climb up trees

????- pmsl
by __B-RAD__ August 07, 2011
 
66.
Jade also kown as jadey or babe has these traits:Hot,amazing,one-of-a-kind,cute,mega great at making out with people called matt d,beautiful,best personality.
Jade is also an commonly name used for a dancer with blondy/brown hair and fits in perfectly into matt d arms,also has a perfect figure and small feet and hands.matt d loves being with her and and can never wait to see her,and has relevance with the number 17.
Greg:"dude, your so lucky to have a jade"
Matt:"i know.....i know"
by 17thMatt April 18, 2010
 
67.
A very kind and loyal friend, will always tell the truth and a person you don't want to mess with. Wonderful blue eyes and brunette hair. Likes french toast. A person that will always stand behind you no matter what. Couldn't ask for a better friend.
You wish you had jade as your friend didn't you?" "Hellz Yeah"
by Whatchutalkingboutwillis22 May 24, 2011
 
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Extremely awesome, funny, caring, cool, hip, up to date, funky, snazzy, freaking wicked, sexy, super humorous, amazing singer, stylish, badass, strong, tough, fearless, ultimate fighter, agreeable, glorious, responsible, helpful, courageous, efficient, pleasant, willing, trustworthy, wonderful, jjoyous, discreet, rhetorical, fantastic, punctual, productive, placid, loving, witty, wise, likeable, ambitious, excellent, mature, knowledgeable, stimulating, sensitive.
Jade is just such a Extremely awesome, funny, caring, cool, hip, up to date, funky, snazzy, freaking wicked, sexy, super humorous, amazing singer, stylish, badass, strong, tough, fearless, ultimate fighter, agreeable, glorious, responsible, helpful, courageous, efficient, pleasant, willing, trustworthy, wonderful, jjoyous, discreet, rhetorical, fantastic, punctual, productive, placid, loving, witty, wise, likeable, ambitious, excellent, mature, knowledgeable, stimulating, sensitive guy!
by Poohead11223422 July 24, 2011
 
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1) the most amazing name in the UK.

2) mostly associated with brunnete, brown-eyed hotties who are infact, amazing.

3) a precious green gem or a precious girl.
person 1: she's called Jade.
person 2: NO WAY!

person 1: Meet Jade.
person 2: I knew she was hot, i could tell by the name!

person 1: Did you know, Jade is a precious green gem?
person 2: Yes, and a precious girl! (mmm, sounds hot!)
by the.best. February 05, 2010
 
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Jade is a girl who like to suck dingalings and like to play with their vagina and desperate for anyone she could find.
Jade Thomas is sexually active my Marquis Davis
by Stanky booty boy October 01, 2011