A beautiful, down to earth, happy, bouncy girl who is fun to be around. usually has blondish hair and blue eyes. She enjoys art and animals. Friends and Family mean the world to her. She is very trust worthy and one of the best friends you could ever have. All guys should get to know her. Because, after you do, she's wonderful.
My best friend is a Jade!
by livinlikelarry June 21, 2012
Jades are the strangest, smelliest, uncivilized and never-take-bath-attitude community of people from the northern states of the Indian country (read: UP, Bihar, Rajasthan, shady parts of Delhi and MP). They can be easily smelt and identified by their random, confused looks, sounds they make, idiotic behavior in public and with other jades.

All Jades are north Indians but not all north Indians are Jades.

Jades get terribly excited and hyper when they hear Jade songs (usually terrible and random Hindi songs).

They will ALWAYS talk in Hindi, irrespective of where they are and whether the listener knows it or not.
Man, I can smell him from here. He must be a jade!

Gosh, what is that stench? There has to be a jade around!

Jade guy to a jade girl: "I liked to putted my hand on your big boobs."

Normal guy observing some Jades: "Wow, look at that Jade! He's trying to make a call from a payphone without inserting coins! Sigh, jades.."
by Surya.TheMan September 25, 2010
Jade is a chinese green gemstone. Jade is a kind, caring, lovable person. She's very loud and energetic! When she has a crush, she stays with that crush. She has very true feelings and high expectations of her crush. She cares for everyone and everything. She dreams of becoming an actress. Her dreams will come true.
OMG! Jade is so rad!
by Queen Rosa Violeta November 10, 2013
Jade is this beautiful girl who every guy is in love with... She's sweet, loving, funny, and not only those she is a singer and she's athletic. Most girls wish they could be her and most guys wish they could date her. Girls get super jealous of her because she has the cutest clothes and style, and she attracts all the cute guys.
"Damn she is fine" - guy
"I wish I could be like Jade" -girl
by JayJ31219 December 27, 2014
Jade is a common Girls name. Usually it is refering to a gem stone or a plant also.
Can anyone tell me the definition for a guy named Jade? i ask this because it is almost unheard of, but I am a 15 year old Male and my name is Jade.
by Jade Polus-Criscione May 03, 2013
Jades are backstabbing, attention craving, boyfriend stealing whores. We all know that one Jade who drags her ugly arse around Portadown looking for the dick to munch on. They tend to be obsessed with a man on the first look and won't stop until they at least cut their name into her arm
Jade Adams sucks the cock like a motherfucker
by hitgirl.com December 17, 2011
Jade is a girl. She is very beautiful and she loves a brew! She's often found dwelling in Charlie's bed after a long and raucous sexual adventure! Not only is she incredible in the sack but she is a fantabulous lady to spend time with! She possesses a great pair of breasts and soft, round, tiny buttocks that are very pleasing to the eye! Jade is a treat and a pleasure to get to know, she will always make you feel very important and HORNY!
Omg jade!

You are amazing jade
Oh shit I just jizzed, sorry Jade!

Can I get you anything, jade....No? Are you sure?
by Cup playyaaaaaa April 24, 2013

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