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22.
Female; She's the shit. Obviously, and it's impossible to forget her. Why? Because nobody forgets the most awesome people they will ever meet. She kicks complete ass. She is just a kick ass person.
Kim: Do you remember Jade?
Brizzle: How could you not remember her?
Kim: EXACTLY.
by alphawolfexc1993 April 23, 2013
 
23.
A cheap slutty whore that only gives a shit about herself and screws everything with a penis.. And also a backstabing 2 timing 2 faced bitch!
Did yu hear what jade did to her "bestie"
No?
She had sex with the brother..

Jade cheated on me with 7 guys..
by fullbar November 25, 2010
 
24.
A girl who is easily flustered and confused and doesn't think before speaking and that causes her to say very strange things. Besides the lack of thought that goes on in her tiny little brain, she is stunningly beautiful with always tan skin and long luscious brown hair. hold this girl tight and never let her go she will always cheer you up.
"hey Ashley, you're in Bio right? ..... what's a loan shark?" -jade
"When i have a baby, I'm going to feed them with a spork. so they can eat pudding and noodles at the same time!" -jade
"If dolphins had hands they would rule the world, like seriouslyyyy" -jade

girl: omg she is such a jade
boy: i know, listen to what she said
girl: yes, but her beauty is so amazing it doesn't matter what she says.
boy: so true, i would marry her
by Kira liser January 01, 2013
 
25.
A common stig of the dump.
Usually has short dark brown hair with green skin and purple eyes.
'Jade is such a stig.'

'There's always a horrible smell when Jade is around.'
by Cba. May 14, 2007
 
26.
The sexiest girl to walk the planet. all the boys drule over her and chase after her. She is a great friend who you can trust for forever. She can be a bitch when she wants to, but if your on her good side, she has a great personality. When she smiles, it seems like the world has stopped turning. Her eyes will make you get lost over and over. You can see her in your dreams. Often a stripper because of her amazing looks. most of the time Jade will have the boys chase after her and flirt with her. But of course she flirts back. She is fun, kind, and tone of the best people you will meet. Typically she is brunette or blond with an adorable face. Often has many relationships with people she may not like but gives them a chance. Watch out boys, you're in for a very lucky treat if you meet her. She is sometimes sexual but she is very nice. Sometimes a slut or player and can move on quickly, but if she likes you, you're
Damn, thats definetly a Jade.
by djxjcjcxycu November 11, 2013
 
27.
Another term for sunglasses or shades.
Yo dude, those are some sweet jades that youre rockin.
by Paz Phan June 21, 2006
 
28.
Jade is kind of a crazy person. She is super innocent but you wouldn't expect it. A great gymnist, she can often be found doing backflips when she's had a few drinks. She's easy to get along with and I absolutely love her. She is my soulmate and Jades and Joes are meant to be 2gethr. Their the best, nicest, prettiest people you will ever meet. Anyone's life will be brighter with a Jade all up in there.
-Carson: "omg Joe! Did you see that girl doing backflips??"

-Joe: "yeah man. She's a total Jade."
by Jpw February 16, 2014