PERFECTION BEYOND YOU'RE DEFINITION OF PERFECTION
Dammnnn, that girl is so Jade
by TRUTHTELLER February 18, 2013

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The coolest, cutest, nicest girl ever. With the best personality, also very quick witted and very smart. Everyone should get to meet her at least once. Every guy is lucky to have her. Her name's even very hot!!!!!!!!!!
Guy 1: Man, that girl is soooo hot!
Guy 2: Of course she is, she's Jade!
Guy 1: How do you know her name is Jade?
Guy 2: ...
by CupcakeCutie1462 March 14, 2015

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Jade is an ornamental stone (gem) that is said to have mysterious energies in China. Jade is called Yu in Chinese and is collected and valued by many for its antique value. The greener the Jade the more valuable it is.

Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).

Jade in New Zealand is known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc

Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.

Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!
"That is a lovely piece of Jade, how much?"

"What the stone or my wife?"

"Whatevers the cheapest?"

"Hrmm... that would be my wife."

Split personality dilemma...
JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.
DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
by The Moody Poet November 06, 2006

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A green gem in personality and in raw stone! A precious beautiful thing who will always be guarded!
by Hippo1234 August 05, 2013

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A truly beautiful person ..someone who stops and makes you think about every decision you've ever made. Jade will give you a reason to think ur whole existence and make you stop and realise that your life has only just begun now she is a part of it.. Kind and caring jade will do anything to please others and try to put a smile on your face no matter how down you feel.. She's beautiful inside and out and has an understated beauty that few should be so lucky to know ..keep her in your life and never let her go because shes a reason to wake up in a morning..a reason to do better and a reason to truly feel what it's like to have your heart stolen.. Oh and she likes to inflict pain..one sick little trait haha
See Jade she is the most beautiful person ever

Stop burning my hand jade

Would you like extra kidney beans in your chilli Jade
by Johnrhino October 03, 2016

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She is a guys utopia (check social textbook)
Bro 1-"do you like Jade"
Bro 2-"dude if I got her it would be utopia"
by You don't even know October 19, 2014

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A no chill savage.
Damn, she is a straight Jade
by Huecarim June 19, 2016

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When someone won't answer calls and went reply or read texts for random amounts of time. Usually you have no idea of they are ignoring you, busy, lazy, etc. Because that's random too.
Uuugghh Jil is Jade again.

Looks like he is jade. I'll try tomorrow.

They are both jades, I doubt they will call back for weeks. Ignore Lazy
by Hukenon October 09, 2016

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