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PERFECTION BEYOND YOU'RE DEFINITION OF PERFECTION
Dammnnn, that girl is so Jade
by TRUTHTELLER February 18, 2013
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A green gem in personality and in raw stone! A precious beautiful thing who will always be guarded!
by Hippo1234 August 05, 2013
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Jade is a common Girls name. Usually it is refering to a gem stone or a plant also.
Can anyone tell me the definition for a guy named Jade? i ask this because it is almost unheard of, but I am a 15 year old Male and my name is Jade.
by Jade Polus-Criscione May 03, 2013
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Jade is an ornamental stone (gem) that is said to have mysterious energies in China. Jade is called Yu in Chinese and is collected and valued by many for its antique value. The greener the Jade the more valuable it is.

Jade is a name applied to two different rocks that are made up of different silicate minerals (Nephrite & Jadeitite).

Jade in New Zealand is known as pounamu in the Mâori language, and is used as a faith symbol worn around the neck. Jade is used for many things world wide, from jewelry, faith symbols, weaponry etc

Jade is also known as a plant (Crassula ovata, Crassula portulacea) of friendship that originated in South Africa. Jade is a sort after plant in many countries, and is sometimes seen as having hidden money powers with one species of jade plant.

Jade is also an erotic film (1995) about a dirty whore who runs around sticking her high heel into guy’s arseholes. By day she is a respected wife who hates sex, and just lies there while being pumped. And by night she turns into a bondage mistress who can't get enough sex, and gets into more kink than a stray cat! Great Movie!!!
"That is a lovely piece of Jade, how much?"

"What the stone or my wife?"

"Whatevers the cheapest?"

"Hrmm... that would be my wife."

Split personality dilemma...
JADE: I swear David I wasn't involved in those bondage murders.
DAVID CORELLI: To whom am I talking to?
by The Moody Poet November 06, 2006
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39.
a sickness contracted only from a person named Julia.
"Yo man, I think Julia got me sick"
-"Dude, you have jades"
by apatbalat February 06, 2014
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A green shade; also a diamond.
A girl's name.
This girl is very hyper all the time, and loud. It will always feel like she has a caffeine/energy/sugar rush.
Very annoying 90% of the time, but you can't help but love her.
She'll take bragging rights over everything, even if she's never done it before, and she'll best you at anything you're good at.
She can be sensitive to you, but be careful – she will turn it around to make your problem all about her.
A best friend when you need one, a worst enemy if you are already having a bad day.
Stay away from all her crap, but if you don't, stay with her for life. Your friendship will grow stronger.
Jade had been my friend since I can remember, but it seems she's gotten even more annoying since time has worn on.
I love her to death and can't imagine life without her, but she can be a REAL PAIN, and her bragging about EVERYTHING
will really get me on edge sometimes, but really she's a great girl and best friend. Online our relationship may seem
Dysfunctional or awkward, and it is. Thanks for reading!:)
green gemstone hyper loud girl annoying bragging rights sensitive problem best friend enemy crap life friendship
by Sexy Beatsy Wiebe November 29, 2013
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A girl, fragile and hurt. A girl who has been broken and broken again by lads. A girl who is not skinny.. but not fat, who sometimes builds up confidence in herself which then gets torn down buy a horrible dickhead. Who trys for love. The only thing she ever wanted.. the only thing she will ever want. Who says time and time again that she has given up.. but she never has.. she never will. Who is on the verge of turning into a massive slag and a cunt to any lad that comes near her because she has been broken and betrayed by lads so much. If you see a Jade, make her smile, but don't be a faggot about it and call her something like 'as beautiful as the sun', she will hate that and know it is not true.

However a Jade would cover this all up. Jade is very trustworthy and cares the most about her friends- even more than she cares for family! She will break any bitch down who would upset her friends without fail. She trusts too easily, she falls in love too easily. She is too nice.. but she won't always be.
Lost of love.
Craver of affection.
Worhipper of friends.

Just Jade.
by Roxaline. June 30, 2013
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There's one word to describe this girl.. pimp!
She gets it where ever she can, male or female, she's far from picky. Who knows what diseases she has as a condom is a definite no no in her rules.
When in clubs she tries in on with everyone, she has a little grope to any passers by just so she can get her sexual rush.
Example 1:

Boy: I haven't had sex in so long, who can I ask?

Girl: ask a jade, I had one last night!

Example 2:

Girl: some girl touched my boob in that club last night!

Boy: that's strange, a girl touched my balls.

Girl2: ha, must of been a jade
by tittyshagger1 October 14, 2013
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