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1.
an expression to summarize all the romance you have in your life, or lack there of.
boy: my love life sucks.
girl: so does mine.
boy: hey, you want to hook up?
girl: i was waiting for you to ask!
boy and girl go to house and close the blinds to get some business done.
by obviouskidd July 04, 2009
 
2.
The history of your personal sexual encounters or lack there of.
Jimmie's lovelife is very active and has lots of random sex with strangers. While kiersten's lovelife is horrible and hasnt gotten laid... in along time... maybe never... she better not...
by johnny shred July 26, 2005