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Jack Baker Solution 

Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".
I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!
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Jack baker 

Such a cunt, he should go jump off a bridge and he is such a selfless stupid cunt that should never be loved or cared for

The end.
Woah look at that cunt face jack baker
Jack baker by MR ARANGATANG December 20, 2018

Jack and Bake 

When a person either masturbates while smoking marijuana, or that person masturbates after having smoked marijuana. Jack and Bake is better than regular masturbation and regular pot smoking, the two combined create a wonderful sensation.
Dude, when I Jacked and Baked last night, it was much better than when i masturbated 2 nights ago.

Bro, lets Jack and Bake, back to back.
Jack and Bake by Kelvs February 26, 2009

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.
Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho
Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.
Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch
Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022
Word of the Day on July 7, 2026