Jack Baker Solution

Cutting off the tops of your socks with a pocket knife, in order to wipe your ass when no toilet paper or other paper products are available. Thus enabling you to keep the lower portion as a sock still. Most commonly used in the Latin american countries where toilet paper is precious. See also " Sock Monkey ".

I had an explosive case of Diarhhea in the Gas station bathroom before I realized there was no toliet paper or towels. However I was safe because I used the "Jack Baker Solution". THANKS JACK!

Jack Baker Solution by Shatty Mcshatster December 28, 2007

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Jack baker

Such a cunt, he should go jump off a bridge and he is such a selfless stupid cunt that should never be loved or cared for

The end.

Woah look at that cunt face jack baker

Jack baker by MR ARANGATANG December 20, 2018

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Jack and Bake

When a person either masturbates while smoking marijuana, or that person masturbates after having smoked marijuana. Jack and Bake is better than regular masturbation and regular pot smoking, the two combined create a wonderful sensation.

Dude, when I Jacked and Baked last night, it was much better than when i masturbated 2 nights ago.

Bro, lets Jack and Bake, back to back.

Jack and Bake by Kelvs February 26, 2009

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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