Jablonka

A female dog that has a dick

The bitch wanted to have sex with a real man but all it could find was a Jablonka.

by Sidd P May 29, 2008

jablonka

A slang name for an elderly person who acuses others they need therapy when they really need it themsleves.

Oh my god my grandama thinks im depressed she is such a jablonka.

by Billay July 20, 2008

Jaylunka

Jaylunka is the name of a girl that is often said to be weird but secretly everybody is jealous of. Jaylunka or simply, Jay or Unka is a fun and eccentric girl who is often strong and seen as ‘the quiet kid’ but can talk a lot , but in a good way! You wanna hear her vents and rants because shes easy and dosen’t be so dramatic! She is a great friend who’s really smart, if you befriend a Jaylunka, cling onto her for as long as you have her, DO NOT LET GO.. She is a national treasure.

— “ Hey Sammy! Did you spot that new girl? What was her name.. Jaylunka? “ Sammy asked.
— “ Yeah, she’s a weirdo! “ Ally joked.
— “ She’s actually really nice and cool! “ Popped in Ariana.
— “ Yeah! Me & Ariana became friends with her in a second! “ Milly screamed from across the room.
— “ Ew. “ Ally pointed to Jaylunka who’d just entered the room.
Sammy & Jaylunka looked at each other and became friends instantly.
— “ We’re not friends anymore!! “ Screeched Ally to Sammy.
— “ I don’t care. “ Sammy said proudly, “ I have Jaylunka! “ Sammy stated with pride.

by — Jesus Christ May 6, 2022