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A slang name for an elderly person who acuses others they need therapy when they really need it themsleves.
Oh my god my grandama thinks im depressed she is such a jablonka.
jablonka by Billay July 20, 2008
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Jaylunka 

Jaylunka is the name of a girl that is often said to be weird but secretly everybody is jealous of. Jaylunka or simply, Jay or Unka is a fun and eccentric girl who is often strong and seen as ‘the quiet kid’ but can talk a lot , but in a good way! You wanna hear her vents and rants because shes easy and dosen’t be so dramatic! She is a great friend who’s really smart, if you befriend a Jaylunka, cling onto her for as long as you have her, DO NOT LET GO.. She is a national treasure.
— “ Hey Sammy! Did you spot that new girl? What was her name.. Jaylunka? “ Sammy asked.
— “ Yeah, she’s a weirdo! “ Ally joked.
— “ She’s actually really nice and cool! “ Popped in Ariana.
— “ Yeah! Me & Ariana became friends with her in a second! “ Milly screamed from across the room.
— “ Ew. “ Ally pointed to Jaylunka who’d just entered the room.
Sammy & Jaylunka looked at each other and became friends instantly.
— “ We’re not friends anymore!! “ Screeched Ally to Sammy.
— “ I don’t care. “ Sammy said proudly, “ I have Jaylunka! “ Sammy stated with pride.

ankle biter

Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
"Dang ankle biter took off my whole leg!!"
ankle biter by the sane maniac February 2, 2004
Word of the Day on June 19, 2026

Male Pattern Blindness 

When a man will search for hours to find something that is laying out in the open on a table. Items are often easily found by a women.
Man: "I have been searching for hours for keys."
Woman: "You mean the ones sitting there on the coffee table?"
Man: "Where?"
Woman: "Right there in the middle of that table."
Man: "oh, must have been Male Pattern Blindness"
Male Pattern Blindness by diablo581 February 10, 2008
Word of the Day on June 18, 2026

Pretty Privilege

A person who has more opportunities, and becomes more successful in life because of how attractive they are.
"Pretty privilege isn't a thing." "Yes it is have you seen GeorgeNotFound"

"GeorgeNotFound has so much pretty privilege its not fair!!!"
Word of the Day on June 17, 2026
Jenny got in more trouble after being arrested because she had priors.
priors by Jermaine Young. October 14, 2008
Word of the Day on June 16, 2026