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standard issue belt 

A term used to refer to a studded black belt (leather or vinyl), typically found in the wardrobes of anybody who identifies with any alternative lifestyle, good and bad (rockers, punks, metalheads, goths, ravers, emos, etc). This term is used by any of the above mentioned people due to their abundance and ready availability and to indicate their necessity in an alternative wardrobe.
hmm, looking for some new clothes, know where to start?
start with a standard issue belt, then let's get some better pants and some good shirts. also you'll need a good jacket!
standard issue belt by UM North Quad December 16, 2011

That's your issue bitch.

The go-to response when an insecure woman is offloading her personal hang-ups on to you under the guise of advice.
"It is so lovely that you are so trusting letting your boyfriend go away for the week end given how you two met. " "That's your issue bitch."

Back Issue Bias 

The belief that a magazine's back issues are inherently less worthy than the current issue
Magazine shops with Back Issue Bias destroy old magazines or charge publishers to return them.
Back Issue Bias by hamam&co June 12, 2022

Briggs Issue 

A magazine written by homeless artists. Started up by Briggsy this magazine has never sold a single copy because it is such pretentious bollocks.
Homeless artist: Briggs Issue, sir?

Normal person: Fuck off you arty scum.
Briggs Issue by Gordy Frigmahole September 21, 2006

The Big Issue 

A magazine homeless people sell to earn money.
I have no home so I sell the Big Issue on weekdays to afford food.
The Big Issue by BigIssueGuy March 7, 2009

Bitch Issue 

Another, more shitty way to say 'issue'.
Bitch Issue by some kid on UD January 26, 2011