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invisiskeet 

The act of bobbing your knob onto another persons face. This is however not the actual act of ejaculating on another's face, but in fact the act of pretending to masterbate on your friend's face and then representing the explosion of semen with a face-up palm and spread fingers.
I went up to my friend earlier while they were kicking it with the homies at the Holiday Inn and gave them the invisiskeet, but missed and got it on the table.
invisiskeet by Ifelta Thigh December 7, 2006
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When someone signs off a chat without having said bye
Man, I almost did an Invisibye right there
invisibye by Leffie July 2, 2008

invisitype

N. A lame excuse used by one to backpeddle earlier statements in message forums. Text used in thread (usually added after statement has gone sour)which is the same colour as the background, hence the 'invisitype'.
In a pathetic attempt to save his butt from a malicous previous statement on a message board, John P. writes:

"OK.. why dont you guys.. go back.. and actually read....

read my reply when I first saw that "someone" had an issue with it... read REALLY close.. hell... it might be hard to see, but its there.. trust me....

"invisitype" rocks BTW"
invisitype by Parks July 16, 2008

InvisiFake

A Person who THINKS their ACTIONS & INTENTIONS are INVISIBILE but YOU SEE THE FAKE in THEM!! A person that think they're getting over on you when in reality you see EXACTLY what they're doing!!! FAKE is HARD TO HIDE!!
So she gone intentionaly not add me to her guest list but add my husband & claim it was an over site, yet she called his cousin and told him she meant to... #Invisifake
InvisiFake by JessBeauty March 3, 2014

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026