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girth intruder 

A person that violates ones personal space, orifice, or body cavity with a stunningly massive thick dick GirthWorm GirthusMaximus
I was minding my own business, and my BF got drunk and kept wanting to play girth intruder with my ass all weekend, like he was back in jail or something.
girth intruder by GIRTHQUAKE72 November 14, 2019

Girlfriend Intruder 

A male individual who talks or texts your girlfriend in large amounts, usually with increasing levels of annoyance. Usually this person is not worthy of stealing your girlfriend, just annoying the piss out of you. The difference between a cock block and a girlfriend intruder is that most of the time this person is a friend of yours and doesn't have the intention of stealing your girlfriend either, just being excessively annoying.
Josh: Dude. Whats up?
Brandon: Nothing much. Mike's such a girlfriend intruder
Kyle: Lets eat him.
Girlfriend Intruder by BarnacleBill February 26, 2010

Purpose (Interlude) 

Slang for when things are moving normal and life is moving in the right direction
Person 1: "yo, the purpose (interlude) is that you can't take money yo the grave g"
Person 2: "obviously, that's nooooormal"

Bed intruder 

Viral video of a ghetto man on the news talking about how an intruder tried to rape his sister. Freaking hilarious.
"He's climbin in yo' windows, snatchin yo' people up so y'all need to hid yo' kids, hide yo' wife, and hide yo' husband cuz dey rapin everybody out here"

HOMEBOY!
Bed intruder, he gon find u!
Bed intruder by G428377 August 6, 2010

Interlude 

The break/pause before something fucxing amazing is going to happen!!!!
It's just an interlude!
Interlude by Musician2018 January 11, 2017

Interlude 

Definitions of interlude:

noun: a brief show (music or dance etc) performed between the sections of another performance
noun: an intervening period or episode
verb: perform an interlude
"The guitar player interluded with a beautiful improvisation"
Interlude by Josh DePerry October 16, 2006