Internet Mom 

Someone on the internet, boy or girl, that believes that nothing is funny unless it's completely family friendly(Nickelodeon), and will often shake his/her finger at anyone who laughs at some crude humor over the internet. They can easily be found on YouTube, or other video sharing sites.

Person #1: LMAO! nice job dude! I laughed so hard when he started crying!

Internet Mom: Your such a bully! This is not funny at all, and if you think this is, shame on you!

Person #2: Jeeze, thanks for being an Internet Mom. -_-"

Internet Mom by Fruitblood July 27, 2010

internetsomnia 

Usually present at the early hours of the morning, When browsing the internet looking at random shit is more interesting than being asleep. No matter how hard this person tries to leave, they have to just finish browsing all 30 tabs open.

You look tired man.

Yeah internetsomnia totally took over last night, was up until 5am watching youtube videos of people falling over!

internetsomnia by A9k September 30, 2011

internetmotherdatabase 

your mom gives too much information in a post on social media

Tfw your mom be like IMBD (internetmotherdatabase) on a post.

internetmotherdatabase by NIDK February 2, 2017