instrude

Verb. To fake an illness to get out of sexual congress with someone with which you have previously had a disappointing sexual encounter with.

Guy 1 - Yo this girl I been banging said she wouldn't hook up with me again coz she had the flu!
Guy 2 - Bro, bitches always instrude

by ThisChatIsWhak June 26, 2016

Instruded

When a substance or object penetrates or is absorbed by another and a taste,smell, feel or sight lingers from it.

I want to Instrude her.
My hands are Instruded with Vomit.

by Hgards April 21, 2012