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In the Cabbage 

One of the highest level of drunkness when you cant function. this is usually right before you black out. the Cabbage is a zone you dont want to enter
Person 1: hey look at Tom over there he can barely function.

Person 2: oh wow he is so far in the cabbage right now he cant walk
In the Cabbage by ParrosNation October 23, 2011

Sneezing In The Cabbage 

Perfoeming oral on a female
Wanna go sneezing in the cabbage
Sneezing In The Cabbage by Puddin October 7, 2004

dicked er in the cabbage 

When a person screws something up, usually playing golf and your ball is lost in the "cabbage" or the thick of the woods. However this term can be applied to any situation involving a screw up.
Ex: Eh Ray ya really dicked er in the cabbage on that one

Not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch 

commonly used when someone does/says something stupid.
refers to someone being more dumb then the general public or a group of people
Person 1: i never knew cows made milk
Person 2: are you kidding me, where did you think milk came from?
Person 1: I don't know

Person 2: yeah, your not the brightest kid in the cabbage patch

sneeze in the cabbage 

The act of sneezing on or in a prolapsed body part.
Last night I was muching so hard I had to sneeze in the cabbage
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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
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Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
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NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
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