Home of 3-6 Talipa, made up of mostly bitch made sectons
Germantown: Not one german in the whole damn place
Cordova: where most of the bitch niggas reside
Orange mound: Mostly hoes, Red light distict, CHEAPEST hoes in the U.S.
Frasier: Poorest, sadest part of town, also contains the most fakest gangsters in the city
North Memphis: Fradulant people, seems to be the hottest part of the city too..... dunno why though

gangkid1: "man what son immma crip was poppin"
me: "crips keep it craccin dumbass"

gangkid2: "what nigga ill hit you wit ma tool"
me: "really is it a wrench?"
gangkid2: "naw nigga -puts down starbucks coffee- takes out black spray painted water gun

Real story
memphisboy: "man im from the ghetto homie"
teacher: yea thats why i saw you in da back of that hummer watching dora the explorer right?"
by Rolllin4_YC April 18, 2007
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A city in southwest Tennessee (U.S.A.) known for its lack of culture, crooked government, and breakfast food. Everyone there is either pitch black or albino white trash, listens to either ghetto music with the word "nigga" repeated 40 times or banjo ska music, and either smells like shit or... smells like shit. The suburbs are oases in the cruel desert, with Germantown and Collierville having the fliest and most attractive people in the world. However, Arlington and Millington are just as bad as the inner city, except without black people to take out the white trash.
Judge Joe Brown: Sentenced to thirty fave years in Memphis, for farnicatin'
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Memphis is the best person in the world! Hes awesome, sweet, lovable and swaggy!
P.S. Hes Sexy...
P.S.S Ryan is ugly and suck a big one!
Memphis is the best person ever! :P
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A fat butch who only plays xboxs, fans to gay hentai even though he is only 7. He has the smallest dick on planet earth.
"Look at that stupid Memphis in the corner watching hentai."
by Chase Holbrook November 6, 2016
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the shittiest city known to man-kind, located in south-west tennessee, full of rednecks, murderers, and racisits.
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an anchient egyption city that was once the capitol of the civilisation.
King Tut fucked Uncle Funkalunkel's ancester up in Memphis.
by James Bourne February 21, 2004
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The type of dude to make up a fake royal dynasty around himself, doesnt even call himself a king but a prince, major soyboy who gets zero pussy and probably plays a lego map game all day.
"Oh Memphis? I Havent seen him in days, I just hope he hasn't gone too neckbeard."
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