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Import Turner

A Import vehicle hopefully modified tastefully. Normally NOT rice.. some often packing massive turbos.. and actual work into them.
Import Turner=That guy just ran a 8sec quarter sh*t.. thats one h3lla fast turbo 4.

Rice=I cut my springs and its like fast.. I installed taillights and a stereo.. I almost beat a 89 Oldsmobile Van but I think he was using nos.
Import Turner by Capin Cutlass August 4, 2008
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Import Tuner

A small/small medium car of the compact/compact sedan/compact sports breed, i.e. foreign makes such as but not limited to Honda, Toyota, Mistubishi vehicles, that have been modified with various after-market parts in an attempt to make them better, faster, and more appealing to other owners of cars of the same type and style. Another trait associated with Import Tuners is the link between them, their owners and various forms of street racing, as is accurately portrayed in all of the Fast and the Furious movies and the game, Need for Speed Underground. The "usual" age 18-30 drivers of these cars usually are looking to prove themselves on the street and are most commonly:
1. Young Asian men of the wankster variety.
2. Young White men, commonly of the wigger or wasian varieties.
3. Young Black men with "whips" who act like/are posers/pimps/gangsters.

Possibly the most defining marks of an Import Tuner would be any or all of the following:

1.ABOVE ALL, a large, fat After-Market Exhaust Pipe that produces a loud, deep sound upon sudden acceleration, this action done at times when a fair amount of traffic is present to produce the desired ego high.

2.After-Market Taillights/Headlights, usually of the newest LED varieties.

3.Custom Decals/Paintjobs done to make the car look fearsome/more powerful than others in a street race.

4.Large Chrome Rims and tires to fit, sometimes too large for the vehicle but added anyway.

5.Under-Car Neon/LED Lighting systems, such as StreetGlow.

6.Any other various and seemingly out-of-place performance/aesthetic parts such as hood scoops, roof scoops, spoilers, carbon-fiber hoods/doors/panels, colored brake boots, chrome-parts etc.
Jim: All these little import tuners almost hit me last night going a million miles an hour down the highway!!!

Tom: Posers.
Import Tuner by Prophecy2012 September 29, 2008

import tuner

any imported car, that is modified, pushin over 150hp
my nissan altima is an import tuner, because im pushin 170 hp, and can go 150 mph, and still get 20 mpg
import tuner by tyler E February 6, 2006

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016
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Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!
Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012