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Ice Crap 

Derived from the sadomasochist "iceplay", the original ice crap is the vacating of ice cubes (also snow, shavings, packs, even ice cream) from a person's bowels into which said ice cubes were at some point inserted for sexual pleasure.

Contemporary society has gone on to use the term "ice crap" in a variety of connotations, most notably in reference to the diarrhea immediately following devouring a pint of ice cream (like a fat bitch on the rag) and to denote any posession of (esp. pussy whipped boy slave) or negative effect from (i.e. calling your mom, hurling small animals, crapping your pants) an ice bitch or being in her immediate proximity.

For furthur reading, see fat bitch, binge, ice bitch, ice burn, and sadomasochism.
That bitch Lorrie dumped her ice crap right on my living room floor! Oh well, good thing I had the dropcloth down.

Oh look, Adria brought all her little ice craps with her.

Hi, mom? Sorry for calling so late; I just had the biggest ice crap and I had to tell someone. Oh, uh...nevermind what an ice crap is, can I have twenty bucks? I'm out of food...again.
Ice Crap by milk cup September 21, 2006
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Crap on ice

A coldhearted individual.

Someone who loves to inflict pain on another.

Showing no emotion.
He was crap on ice!

She had become crap on ice.

The abuse turned him into crap on ice and he kept on being the victim.
Crap on ice by Marie2 April 12, 2006

Crap on ice

1. Describing a situation that means that whatever happened doen't just suck, it could freeze and stay that way for a long time.
2. Someone who doesn't know how to ice-skate.
"Crap on ice! she just cut his dick and balls off!"
"Look at kowalski playing hockey, he's really crap on ice"
Crap on ice by Yuv March 19, 2005

Snow Crapping Ice Honkey 

a derogitory term used against a group of Yetis in Futurama: Benders Big Score; also applies to people or ethnicities who live in colder climates.
Dont mess with me you Snow Crapping Ice Honkeys! I just got dumped!