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I Would Love You But I Love My Toyota More.
This first started when a friend of mine would not get into a relationship until his Toyota broke down.
He said that his Toyota has been more reliable than anyone he has ever met so once it breaks his heart he might give someone the chance to do the same.
He has had this Toyota for 3 years and put 36,000 miles on it without anything going wrong with it.
The car has 250k miles in total on it.
Turns out a Toyota is pretty fucking reliable.
This first started when a friend of mine would not get into a relationship until his Toyota broke down.
He said that his Toyota has been more reliable than anyone he has ever met so once it breaks his heart he might give someone the chance to do the same.
He has had this Toyota for 3 years and put 36,000 miles on it without anything going wrong with it.
The car has 250k miles in total on it.
Turns out a Toyota is pretty fucking reliable.
Friend: I just don't want to get into a relationship yet I like my car it hasn't let me down yet.
Chick: I wouldn't let you down and I'd totally date a car guy :).
Friend: IWLUBILMTM.
Chick: I wouldn't let you down and I'd totally date a car guy :).
Friend: IWLUBILMTM.
IWLUBILMTM by Anonomousyss February 25, 2021
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Serial Monogamist
Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.
Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
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Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
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ankle biter
Someone or something that bites your ankles.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
To a postman, an ankle biter is often known as a dog.
To an adult, an ankle biter may be a toddler.
To hikers, an ankle biter is sometimes a tick.
And so on.
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