A god in human clothing, an IJsbrand is a person who is Jesus' godfather and is a homie with God and Satan. An IJsbrand is a person of pure perfection and is smart, funny, racist, homophobic, sexist and everything else bad, but in a good way. He also gets all the chicks and has a 420.69 inch long dick.
Person 1: Hey, nigga, I'm an IJsbrand right?
Person 2: Yeah, am I?
Person 1: No, faggot. You're gay so you might as well make me a sandwich.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!