A god in human clothing, an IJsbrand is a person who is Jesus' godfather and is a homie with God and Satan. An IJsbrand is a person of pure perfection and is smart, funny, racist, homophobic, sexist and everything else bad, but in a good way. He also gets all the chicks and has a 420.69 inch long dick.
Person 1: Hey, nigga, I'm an IJsbrand right?
Person 2: Yeah, am I?
Person 1: No, faggot. You're gay so you might as well make me a sandwich.
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.