A god in human clothing, an IJsbrand is a person who is Jesus' godfather and is a homie with God and Satan. An IJsbrand is a person of pure perfection and is smart, funny, racist, homophobic, sexist and everything else bad, but in a good way. He also gets all the chicks and has a 420.69 inch long dick.
Person 1: Hey, nigga, I'm an IJsbrand right?
Person 2: Yeah, am I?
Person 1: No, faggot. You're gay so you might as well make me a sandwich.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. PenguinBooks,1992. p. 38)