IITYWYGMAQ 

If I tell you, will you give me a quarter?

A new customer sees a sign in a bar that reads, "IITYWYGMAQ". In a puzzled voice he asks the barkeep the meaning of the sign. The barkeep replies, "If I tell you will you give me a quarter?" The customer gives the barkeep a quarter & waits. After a minute, the customer asks the barkeep again the meaning of the sign. The barkeep repeats his earlier statement & the customer is furious, but digs out another 25 cent piece & waited. The customer is livid now. This time the barkeep points to each letter as he says "If I tell you, will you give me a quarter?" The customer left blushing.

IITYWYGMAQ by Scarecrow_of_Oz February 26, 2011

IITYWYBMAD 

An acronym for "If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink." One usually has IITYWYBMAD printed somewhere where nosey people can read it and subsequently be suckered into buying one a drink.

Bob: What does IITYWYBMAD mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?
Bob: Hmm... Alright you cheap bastard! What does it mean?
Sam: If I Tell You Will You Buy Me A Drink?

IITYWYBMAD by leveller225 September 15, 2004

IITYWYBMAB 

An acronym for "If I tell you, will you buy me a beer?". Mainly from internet usage.

Lad 1: Hey man, can you tell me how to get to the bar?
Lad 2: - points to tshirt - IITYWYBMAB.

IITYWYBMAB by Peter Davidoff March 14, 2008