I Fucked You
Today, I placed viagra commercials behind people's backs. No one caught me. Everyone who had the commercial stuck behind their back got detention. IFY
Not sure of something
I might move, but I'm feeling ify about it.
These IFies will so not not survive high school/college.
Suffix (Specifically pronounced "If-eye") which can be added most common dictionary words. Addition of "ify" to a word changes existing form into a verb. For example, "Hey, xyz, I am going to head off to go to bed" would be shortened to "Hey xyz, I'm going to sleepify." In cases where adding "-ify" to a word creates a conflicts with an existing dictionary word, such as "Testify" (to take a test), the meaning is simply that which is implied during the course of discussion. However, if it is so wished, the speaker can replace "-ify" with "-inate" (and vice versa) with little change in meaning.
"Finals are coming soon. It's time to Workify"
"Hey, xyz, class is in 10 minutes. You should probably wakify."
"Hey, abc, want to foodify?"
"xyz, volumify the TV!"
"Phonify me later, k
A black chick who will most likely grow up to be a B-rated stripper and pole dancer at a gentleman's club. An Ify is someone who does not have a dad, and because of a lack of guidance, will drop out of school at an early age. (like 5th grade). Ify is very conflicted, so if you dont want her to cut herself in the bathtub, make sure to compliment her on her appearance every day, even though you are lying.
I told Ify she looks great today. Probably saved about a pint of blood.