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hypnotically beautiful 

This describes a person or sight that is so lovely that the viewer feels like they are in a trance.
The anchor woman was so hypnotically beautiful, I forgot the food was boiling!

He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic 

Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise
Captain Jean-Luc Picard of the USS Enterprise

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He just kept talking in one long incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic so that no one had a chance to interrupt, it was really quite hypnotic (hypnotic...)

Incredibly unbroken sentence moving from topic to topic

Hypautochondria 

The belief that strange noises while driving are signs that your car needs serious repair when there's really nothing wrong with your vehicle. Most often caused by hearing sounds from someone else's car.
Jack: I was sure I had an expensive-sounding noise coming from my brakes this morning, but it was only hypautochondria. Turns out it was the jalopy in the next lane.

Jill: What a relief.

Jack: I know! Now I'm going to spend all that money I don't need for car repair on merchandise from Urbandictionary.com.
Hypautochondria by hestoric August 17, 2010

hypnotic torso conspiracy

The believe that girls breasts are there solely to be used to get what they want
Worker #1: You know that new girl in management?
Worker #2: The one with the huge rack?
Worker #1: Would you believe that she just got out of college?
Worker #2: That's the hypnotic torso conspiracy at it's finest

hypnotic 

The miss-spelled version of the blueish alcoholic drink that is a blend of vodka, cognac, and tropical juices. It is really spelled hpnotiq.
AIMBuddy1: I'm about to get some hypnotic do you want anything?

AIMBuddy2: It's spelled hpnotiq you idiot.
hypnotic by rc49 October 4, 2005

hypnotic 

a neon-colored, light blue fruity tasting very hard liquor; can be mixed with rum.
I got 3 shots of that hypnotic and I was out.
hypnotic by hypnaddict October 25, 2003