Hozone Layer

The phenomenon of morally-dubious females gathering around a man who is flashing large amounts of cash in a club

When Sy cracked open that sixth bottle of Cristal the hozone layer was like 6 bitches deep, yo

by dirtychef July 18, 2010

Hozone Layer

The stench barrier you breach when you enter a frat party

The hozone layer was so thick at that party you could cut it with a knife!

by catfisherofmen April 23, 2017

Hozone Layer

The layer of the Earth's atmosphere where dryers somehow transport at least one of your socks from every laundry load.

"Where the fuck did my other sock go?"

"Dude, Hozone layer"

by TheCTheorist May 25, 2009