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howling monkey 

to have wild sex numerous times for hours on end which usually ends with the girl howling like a deranged rabies infested monkey and asking for more
I fucked Sara so hard last night she looked like a howling monkey and she kept calling me rafiki.
howling monkey by Nic Kalaf December 28, 2007

Howling Tree Monkey

Required items:
Male
Female
Table

The table must be the exact same height as the point where the female bends. It must be short enough for the female to be able to hold on to the far end of the table. The female must lean over the table and take a firm grasp. The male then inserts his penis into the vagina of the female from the rear. During intercourse, the male must grab ahold of the female's shoulders with both hands. Without relinquishing penetration, the male must carefully raise his legs from the floor to a position where both feet are on the table, straddling the female. This position gives a very animal-like feel which heightens pleasure to unimaginable level.
"I heard that Chris pulled the Howling Tree Monkey on Megan last night."
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Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

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"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
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Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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