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A Hongki is a wierd Asian creature which likes to hang around the computer. It is usually compulsive and even though it has a high IQ it shouts out random things that assures the rest of the people the people that he is messed up. He is scared of girls and might even be gay. He has never experienced having a boner and probably wont anytime soon.
OMG! The goofball in the corner is such a Hongki.

Lol Lol Hongki LOL

What What?!!!!

YEA OK
Hongki by 123Miacan89 May 5, 2009
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wow is that hongbin?! that boy is totally made from boyfriend material.
hongbin by based_god_minh000 March 5, 2014
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HONKIN' ON BOBO 

The act of performing oral sex on a male penis.
Midway thru happy hour at the local bar one girlfriend asked another where their other girlfriend went and was told " Oh, she took that hunky guy out to the car to make out, she's probably honkin' on bobo by now, lol"
HONKIN' ON BOBO by jpg3 July 24, 2010
Refers to the yaoi pairing in Hetalia of valley-girl prankster Hong Kong and cold but steamy yet very not not-up-date Iceland. Hella cute cuz they're always in that awkward zone of more than friends but not sure. They get into some really uncomfortable situations that we can laugh at yet they're still really fuckin' cute.
Person 1: Omg i love Hongice they kawaii af
Person 2: nO
Person 3: yES
hongice by Hella Fly June 29, 2014

Honkie House 

A home made up of at least three (3) Caucasian residents (and only Caucasian residents) in a primarily black neighborhood. These "honkies" are very white, but will attempt to camouflage into the surroundings by spending a lot of time on their porch, using phrases like "mmm hmm decent", and giving patrol cars the middle finger as they pass by slowly on the street.
Have you been to the Honkie House in Manayunk? Those crackers know how to throw a party!
Honkie House by moyer48 May 4, 2010

fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble

probably the best and most creative insult ever directed at a person, as used by Ben Kingsley in the film Sexy Beast
Aitch, you fucking Dr White honkin' jam-rag fucking spunk-bubble!
If you keep lookin' at me, I'll put you in the fucking ground!

honking out a dirt snake 

taking an epic shit. picture it, man, HONKING one out. ouch.
I'll catch you dudes later, i'll be "honking out a dirt snake".

or

Who the fuck honked a dirt snake last night?!