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A disappearing act of a close friend of yours in a time of need. It could be where you are trying to hold down a group of girls to hook up with or entering a fight, for example.
Bro, don't fucking Holdini me, especially not in Raleigh, where I know nothing or no-one. PS, I was talking to three single drunk slampigs from New Hampshire. How's it feel to disappear now?
Holdini by Freakniq February 21, 2010
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Houdini Torpedo 

A Houdini Torpedo is when you drop a Deuce in the toilet bowl and the trajectory and velocity of the fecal matter leaving ones anus causes the elongated mass of shit to disappear out the drain pipe without leaving any evidence of its existence in the bowl.
Honey, you won't believe what just happened, I took a crap and after wiping my shit stained ass , I placed the used toilet paper in the bowl only to realize I produced a Houdini Torpedo, it was like majic , my shit had completely disappeared ! I
Houdini Torpedo by TheJetPilot October 25, 2016

holding kink 

Noun. A Holding Kink is a section of Omorashi. Someone with a Holding Kink finds pleasure in holding urine in their bladder and/or having the sensation of needing to urinate for long periods of time.

Sometimes it is used by power-play partners where one (usually the sub) is not allowed to use the restroom until the other (usually the dom) says so.

People with this kink like it for various reasons. It could be they like the relief from getting to urinate, the amount of power their partner has over them, the extra pressure it gives, etc.
You know RJ? I hear they have a holding kink.
holding kink by FranklySaid July 15, 2019

Holding your sausage hostage 

Masturbating
Choking the chicken
Beating the bishop
Slap boxing the one-eyed champ
Taking matters into your own hands
Squeezing the cream from the flesh twinkie
Having a date with Pam and her five friends
Having a tug-o-war with the cyclops
"the five finger knuckle shuffle on the one-eyed, blue-veined, purple-headed, custard-chucking, salty yogurt slinger."
"Jeremy, finding himself all alone, with a ready supply of porn, decided to take his sausage hostage."

Houdini poop 

When you take a large poop but when you look at the toilet it is not there.
Guy: "shit man I took a dump but when I looked it was gone!"
Guy 2: "looks like you had a houdini poop."
Houdini poop by Faceplant307 December 21, 2015

self houdini 

A guy lays on a slight decline and masterbates. Just when he's about to cum he closes his eyes and spits straight up I the air and then has to guess what hit his face.
"What's on your face? "
"I'm not sure."
"How are you not sure? Did you self Houdini?"
self houdini by Bulk Hogan December 21, 2017

Holding the corner of the bag

An addict or recovering addict who swears he/she is clean and will remain clean. However, they spend the rest of their lives, or a significant portion, "holding a corner of the bag" just in case they might need it (rather than getting as far away from it as possible)

Could be an alcoholic holding the corner of the bar or bottle
(any addict who stays close to their former addiction)
Yeah, I'm clean for six months, it's just my dealer happens to be my close friend.

I no longer drink, that has ruined so many years of my life, but those guys in the bar are great friends, so I spend my weekend nights there socially.

I'm not in a gang any longer. My old buddies in the Savage Skulls are still thugs, but I hang out with them just for old times sake.

Addicts waste years holding the corner of the bag when they should RUN as fast as they can from that bag.