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8.
1. Potential nickname for individual other than David Hasselhoff. Ex. Hoffman, Worsenhoff, Hoffstein.

2. Individual feeling strong connection to David Hasselhoff due to similiar nickname; major fan of David Hasselhoff. Individual may wear "Hoff" sloganed T-shirts. Very enthusiastic partier; veiwed as life of the party. Refusing to be called by birth name with predominent ginger traits.

3. Hoff nicknamed individual; tends to label ownership of food dishes with "Hoff". Ex. "Beef Strogenhoff"
"Hoff just got here, now its a party!"

"Hey Hoff, there's a ginger over there like you!"

"Your Beef Strogenhoff is fantastic."

"Don't Hassle the Hoff."

by Woolley2615 April 21, 2008
 
9.
Noun

Synonym for Awesome.
Sorry, but i wrecked your car, you can have my uber hoff iPod!
by Whigga Jones January 07, 2007
 
10.
To try to get at a female. In other words to try to holla.
That bitch is bad as hell, im hoffin
by Ehab August 03, 2005
 
11.
(v.) - transitive: to engage in coital activities while having one (1) less than the normal number of either or both of the following: toe, testicle.
The one who is 'hoffed' will often perform the walk of shame afterwards. The 'hoffer' usually has distinct mongoloid features.
I can't believe I got hoffed by that one-balled, nine-toed jackass.
by Aaron Triamera March 25, 2008
 
12.
General term of afeection used to describe the Hoff, aka David Hasslehoff.

Can also be used as a term of enderment for a close friend or companion
Hey, Hoff!!!

You, your such a Hoff.

Wow... Look! The Hoff!

Your hairy chest reminds me of the Hoff.
by Ibbo December 07, 2005
 
13.
(vb) a: to waylay a person's inbox with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff b: to have your inbox waylaid with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff - usu. used with "up" when multiple images have been perpetrated <my yahoo account got pretty damn ~ed up>
1.(vt) Hey Brad, did you just Hoff Deborah down in HR?
2.(vt) Stu Hoffed Sally, Milo, Iris, and Raz on his cell!
3.(vi) Consider yourself Hoffed!
4.(vi) Oh drat, it seems I've just been Hoffed!

by Mr. Hulot December 20, 2006
 
14.
<v>; To have a humorous reaction to media(video, photographic and audio) or to experience the presence of David Hasslehoff.

"Hoffing", "Having a Hoff" etc
When Lisa found an image of David Hasselhoff in leather pants with a daschund strapped into a parachute being dropped on his head, she doubled up in laughter so hard her nose hit the keyboard and left a permanent 'G' on the tip.
by Hoffhund August 19, 2006