Synonym for Awesome.
Sorry, but i wrecked your car, you can have my uber hoff iPod!
by Whigga Jones January 07, 2007
(vb) a: to waylay a person's inbox with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff b: to have your inbox waylaid with a jpg, bmp, png, or gif image of David Hasselhoff - usu. used with "up" when multiple images have been perpetrated <my yahoo account got pretty damn ~ed up>
1.(vt) Hey Brad, did you just Hoff Deborah down in HR?
2.(vt) Stu Hoffed Sally, Milo, Iris, and Raz on his cell!
3.(vi) Consider yourself Hoffed!
4.(vi) Oh drat, it seems I've just been Hoffed!

by Mr. Hulot December 20, 2006
<v>; To have a humorous reaction to media(video, photographic and audio) or to experience the presence of David Hasslehoff.

"Hoffing", "Having a Hoff" etc
When Lisa found an image of David Hasselhoff in leather pants with a daschund strapped into a parachute being dropped on his head, she doubled up in laughter so hard her nose hit the keyboard and left a permanent 'G' on the tip.
by Hoffhund August 19, 2006
1.hoff, noun
To have a hoff is the same {but more polite} as saying to have a shit/crap.

2.hoff, verb
to defecate.

3.Also used with "off" as advice to go away.{more polite than fuck off}
1.I'm going for a hoff.

2.The dog has hoffed all over the lawn.

3.You get on my nerves, I wish you would hoff off.
by F A B Scott March 24, 2006
General term of afeection used to describe the Hoff, aka David Hasslehoff.

Can also be used as a term of enderment for a close friend or companion
Hey, Hoff!!!

You, your such a Hoff.

Wow... Look! The Hoff!

Your hairy chest reminds me of the Hoff.
by Ibbo December 07, 2005
v. To Hoff

To participate in a rather crude and unusual form of torture often performed in the name of "fun". It is not clear whether this technique has been used in Guantanamo Bay or at Abu Ghiraib Prison, but it would certainly be considered contrary to the Geneva Convention.

Involves barely clad pictures of David Hasselhoff cavorting with animals and young children and guaranteed to put you off your Weetbix.

Hoffing is frequently practiced by young ladies (the Cheryls and Lisas of the world come to mind) who think it amusing to create discomfort, but end up causing severe psychological trauma in the process ...
If she hoffs me once more, I am going to puke...
by The Hoffed May 10, 2005
noun, pertaining to David Hasselhoff

Common usage "The Hoff", implying that he is the original Hoff to which all other usages are derived.

Not contrained by his hit TV shows "Nightrider" and "Baywatch" or an obvious lack of acting, singing and modelling talent, The Hoff has become a post 80's email hit.

Clearly the act of "Hoffing" (see further definitions of hoff) has escalated in recent times. The quick and efficient medium of email has made this crime against humanity too easy and the Victims of Hoff & Hoff Related Emails Crime Unit (VOHHRECU) has seen a dramatic rise in Hoff related violence, psychosis, and even suicide.

Hoff related emails have also been on the increase. The Hoff's arch nemesis McGyver has started an emailing war, apparently enraged at The Hoff's born-again stardom. Other 80's B-grade celebrities also involved in the "coalition of The Hoff" in this war include Magnum P.I., Mr T, William Shatner and even the enigmatic Ingelbert Humperdink.

The whole concept of The Hoff is currently subject to parlimentary review and legislation is being considered to curb the disturbing trend of Hoffing.
In loser speak: "The Hoff is cool"

In teenage girl loser denial: "I love The Hoff and when I grow up, I'm going to marry him!"

In general terms: "Man, The Hoff is such a fag"

In Hoff related violent state: "Stop f*cking sending me f*cking Hoff emails. If you do it again I'm gonna cut rip your eyes out so I can make you watch as an overweight albino mountain gorilla soddomise your mum's still warm and twitching corpse!!!"
by Roger Ramsalot April 19, 2005

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