Top Definition
To act like a total jackass while drunk or intoxicated.
Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?

Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
by Tyney August 04, 2009
2 more definitions
the act of being fly.
you look hoffing in that shirt.
by ladybugg1 November 04, 2009
To get ones bare butt cheaks autographed by David Hasselhoff.
I collect autographs but i mostly prefer to go hoffing
by dhbanana October 03, 2006

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