Question: Mommy, why is Dad laying on the bathroom floor with ketchup in his chest-hair?
Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
Answer: Honey, Daddy is hoffing again, just leave him alone.
by Tyney August 4, 2009
A breath of air passed from one person to another as a result of not using social distancing. Passing air is usually warm in temperature and often expelled from the mouth with a gentle hoff sound.
As John woke from his sleep he felt the uncomfortably warm breath of Jane “hoffing” directly into his face.
by Iknoyamum August 28, 2020
by Falken41241 December 4, 2015
Hall of Famer. Being on an internal work emailing list since the 2nd Feb 2004, and never having been asked to stop receiving emails up to 400 times a day.
by Shorny June 2, 2004
To be favoured by the reception of an email with attached pic/s of the hoff generally in a cheesy/homoerotic pose & with large tufts of vibrant chest hair exposed.
Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.
Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.
by westsaffa July 26, 2006
I hoffed Everton's laptop this morning. You should have seen the look on his face.
Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!
Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!
by cablegirl March 23, 2007
by Bob12314235145614676436234622 November 22, 2006