Bora freaked out when he saw the hairy chest of the Hoff on his computer. We hoffed him real good!
Origin: the first hoffings took place in a small town in Germany, with the exchange of full colour Hoff calendars between loved ones on Valentines day.
Step 2: draw glasses on their ass
Step 3: scream YIPPIE KAY AY MOTHER FUCKERS! while buttsex is happening
Step 4: pull out and braid their unshaven leg hairs around your peen and then rip them all out.
Step 5: glue leg hairs back on their legs with the dried jizz
Step 6: repeat forever
Christy: You can hoff me any time, i'll supply the leg hairs yo!