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Hoeksemafication 

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Patti's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Hoeksemafication by Calvin Engineers December 15, 2008
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Hoeksemafication 

The act of excesive formating of excel or other spreadsheeting programs to achieive a high level of self gratification by argus-eyed engineers.
Now that Ben's spreadsheet was properly working, he could spend the next week with the Hoeksemafication process.

Eric's spreadsheet was not color cooridnated or formatted cleanly as it had not been Hoeksemafied yet.

"The Hoeksemafication process is just as important as getting your calculations correct"
Hoeksemafication by Eric Wildschut December 15, 2008
A brilliant man who is verry hot. When he gives class you get a boner
You are as hot as hoeksma
hoeksma by Fishnipple March 8, 2022

I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
Word of the Day on July 12, 2026

abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
Word of the Day on July 11, 2026

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026