Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):
An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.
An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.
1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!"
2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"
2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"
by ArchDevil September 18, 2004
hottest kind of person out there. hands down. hockey players have sick flow and pay the price for a good performance.
by thegod March 14, 2008
Your not a hockey player if you never packed a lip,downed a beer, or dropped the mitts. And if you are, chances are your not very good.
by rico suave January 9, 2005
The best athletes in the world. Have to be able to take 10-20 minutes of pounding from other players, skating at 25 mph, and trying to make plays while wearing 20 lbs of equipment. Make millions of dollars per year and often have hot wives.
Mario Lemieux, Joe Sakic, and Wayne Gretzky are a few of the greatest hockey players ever. They are very rich and have really hot wives.
by Dewey June 16, 2004
Girl A- did you see that guy?!?!
Girl B- Yeah...So hot!
Girl A- He's a hockey player!
Girl B-Ooooh!!!!
Girl B- Yeah...So hot!
Girl A- He's a hockey player!
Girl B-Ooooh!!!!
by dancechick333 November 10, 2007
by UrbanWebster February 15, 2004
Okay okay, I think we all know what a hockey player is right baud? Or do you...? Hockey players are ladies/boy magnets. It's the most attractive sport; not saying sports are attractive, but they always have the best looking people. Knowing a hockey player is like knowing a real life "douche bag: they like to trash talk, they have their own slang which I must say is very fun to use, very energetic but strong, get angry during hockey games on TV, and in real life and when they're older, they will most likely drink beer with old teammates and rant on about how fun they times were. Hockey players are the best, but don't get them angry! Everyone needs a hockey player friend!
Person: Look at that hockey player!!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!
Other person: Yeah he/she is so cute!!
Person: I know right! I definitely need a relationship with a hockey player!
by hola nina May 19, 2020