11 definitions by ArchDevil

Hockey Player (haw-kee pla-r):

An individual who can beat you on the scoreboard and in the parking lot after the game.
1) "Bertuzzi takes the feed from Naslund!...SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORES!!!"

2) "Good god almighty! what a hit from Bertuzzi!, he knocked Peter Forsberg right on his ass!"
by ArchDevil September 18, 2004
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The ultimate badass character in warcraft. Imprisoned for over 10,000 years, he finally was set loose when the demonic invasion began. He has twin blades which he uses in battle.

Illidan is also blind
I'm gonna pWn j00 with my demon hunter pH00l.
by ArchDevil November 4, 2003
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A wrestler/valet for the wwe. She filed a lawsuit in her early days and left for a while, but now she is back in the business. Smoking hot body, but she's getting old.

MILF quality now.
Sable said: "for all the women who wanna be me, and the men who come to see me."
by ArchDevil November 4, 2003
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In the cartoon series "the Tick", his sidekick Arthur deserted him, so the Tick made his very own sidekick out of broken pieces of wood, with nails for eyes.
Tick: Little Wooden Boy! you can take him! *throws him at the enemy's face*
by ArchDevil November 4, 2003
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Disgusting people who end up being the scum of society with age. They think they're invincible until they grow up and you get to fire their ass and send them back to their trailer parks to be evicted shortly after.
Retard Jock: "omg i'm so popular i like basketball, cars, and rap music and that's what everyone else should like or else they're fucking geeks omg"
by ArchDevil July 26, 2004
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He is very under-appreciated, but he is the best at what he does. Due to his unorthodox methods, he is quite misunderstood. Everyone fears him, and feels that he is a HUGE threat to them. He is also very clutch, and comes through when it matters the most.
"the dominator"

"grrrrrrrrrrrreat saaaaaaaaaave...HAS-EK!"
by ArchDevil October 29, 2004
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What eric lindros gets every time he steps onto the ice.
Commentator1: and another big hit by stevens...slamming lindros to the ice....

Commentator2: all of his brain cells have just left the building.
by ArchDevil July 26, 2004
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