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Hinckley Academy 

Formerly known as JCC, the school has recently shifted away from the production of chavs which inhibit the Town and towards the breeding of the more modern, 21st century version: the Roadman. A ripped puffer jacket on the school gates is an ever-present sight, the sign that one gang of roadmen has sabotaged another and thus removed their leader of the right to wear a north face jacket in July and to use language such as blud, fam or init. The school's inability to get on top of the theft issue has had a profound effect on the standard of teaching, with only 32% of teachers reported having more than 3 chairs and an interactive 'smart'board. This, inevitably, had a major impact on the growth of the roadmen numbers, with gang leaders using the time it takes teachers to set up the old-fashioned chalkboard to teach classmates roadmen dialect, which will later be used in the afternoon's shoplift when one member of the gang subdues the owner with their confusing accent while the leader smuggles a monster energy drink through the door under their puffer jacket. At home-time you'd be mistaken for thinking some sort of bmx race takes place on the premises by the amount of roadmen with bikes waiting outside the school gates but they are in fact expelled pupils who have the sudden desire, after being expelled, to rock up on their bikes en-masse and wait for their mates outside the gates every day, subsequently putting any members of staff off leaving school grounds before 5pm.
mother: son, why is my bank account saying £250 spent on a mountain warehouse coat, its June?
Year 7 child: I'm starting Hinckley Academy in September init!
Hinckley Academy by Suntan Dave October 21, 2020
Related Words
Hinch Hinchy hincapiéd hincho Hinching Hinckle hinckley Hinc Hincey hincha
To fuck stuff up, to ruin or fuck about with, tend up-scale
‘ I have hinched this perfectly good wooden mirror by making it shoddy shit
Hinched by I.love.it August 31, 2021

Hinckley, MN 

H town. Literally. Heroin and meth everywhere. The town of wannabe drug dealers and white people who think they can say the n word. Everyone here thinks they’re a gang member. White kids who smoke weed once and claim to be blood or crip. Everyone here smells like cigarettes and asscheese.
Hey man you wanna go to Hinckley, MN and see a movie?

“Stinkley? Nah man I’d rather not run the risk of getting a needle in my Hardee’s burger.”
Hinckley, MN by phosphorushoe February 7, 2020
A person who won't acknowledge certain people in public can be said to be hincty.
hincty by Marsha J. July 18, 2006

hinchingbrooke school 

Looks posh on the outside but there’s bare skets ukno.
Run by some fat guy, by the name Andrew, whose hairline is receding like a mofucka.

Boys are clapped styll, everyone wants to get in Shiela’s pants, she’s a babe.
Lily: What school do you go to?
Alex: Hinchingbrooke School
Lily: ohhh explains why you’re clapped
hinchingbrooke school by udunkno December 24, 2018

hinching 

Hinching is going to various Supermarkets and stocking up on cleaning products then using said products to 'clean' with.
I use the word 'clean' loosely as after perusing numerous examples of said 'cleaning' I have very rarely seen anything that was really dirty to begin with.
Very often during the 'cleaning' process different products are mixed together... which then can lead to inhalation of toxic fumes.
Cleaning cloths and products are very often given names which are mostly chosen by Mrs Hinch (the leader of the Hinch Army)
I spent today hinching my home.
hinching by SLMoi November 7, 2018