Hermee 

An amazing life changing event. Something you want and need for eternity. The best thing to ever happen.

How friggin' Hermee is that!??!

After dreaming all nite, I had a huge Hermee this morning!

That guy is so Hermee, can I keep him?

Hermee by wellllllUknow February 4, 2010

Hermes Staffing

When two dudes take their flaccid penises, ziptie them together, wait for them to become fully erect, then proceed to have sexual intercourse with another individual.

Bro you down for some hermes staffing later in the quad?

Hermes Staffing by Gr33n Man August 10, 2017

Hermela 

The sweetest girl you'll ever know! Shy around people she doesn't know, outgoing with those she does know. If she's your friend, keep her because she's a precious one. She has a very pretty face with beautiful eyes. She's a loyal friend if you are loyal to her.

Hermela is the best friend you'll ever have.

Hermela by jlgirl.245 March 7, 2020

hermes-spermies

When your little sperm dudes out run your girls pregnancy pill/ plan b for that ultra sound photo finish.

“My dudes got some Hermes-spermies congrats dad ha”

hermes-spermies by chHAad January 8, 2021

No Hermie 

Phrase used to discourage or ward off trolling or to otherwise notify potential trolls that their comments will be ignored.

Post: "Camped out at Walmart overnight so I can be the first to buy the new Kanye West album! No Hermie!"

No Hermie by BliggityBlam April 20, 2015

Hermsen One-Piece 

A one piece bathing suit consisting of only the top piece and nothing on the bottom. Can also be wearing a bra and no panties. Can be used in any situation where a top is on and nothing is covering below the waist, bottomless.

"Hey check out that chick over there in the waves. She's bangin!"
"Yea and she's rockin a Hermsen One-Piece so we got a looksie at that bare ass!"

Hey did you see that Harold and Kumar movie with the bottomless party where every girl was rockin a Hermsen One-Piece?

Hermsen One-Piece by Tan Brobias September 26, 2010

Hermela 

Hermela is African girl who is most likely to be Eritrean or Ethiopian. She is the funniest, nicest, most beautiful girl. Hermela is a really good girlfriend. She doesn't deserve all this shit she went through. She deserves a good boyfriend and a good everything. In her future there will be happiness. She has 🍑 And 🍒

Look at that beautiful Hermela she is so funny.

Hermela by 2106 May 22, 2017