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A type of asian curing thingy that the Maestro gave to Kramer so that Kramer could heal his burn from the hot coffee spill.
Jackie Chiles: You put the balm on? Who told you to put the balm on? I didn't tell you to put the balm on. Why'd you put the balm on?
by Yester May 22, 2006
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'What is Myrhh anyways?'
'It's a valuable balm'
'A balm?? What are you giving him a balm for? It might bite him!'
by TurdFergusonrbd July 06, 2009
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Excellent, high-quality, cool, exceptionally good. An alternate spelling / pronunciation of bomb or the bomb.
Hey you want any klonopin? They're like zanibars only they don't make you as forgetful. They're balm.

God, that chronic looks balm.
by revolier February 17, 2009
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Really dank weed
Anything that is real good which other words cant describe
Yo my name is afroman and im from east palm dell,
and all the tumbleweed i be smokin is balm as hellllll
by Champ1018 September 22, 2005
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a flamer. Also known as a homosexual who is still fighting his homosexuality but will take a penis up the but when givin the chance to do so.
the gay kid that no one liked, Balm, was from Kansas, so that made him almost as gay and Jim K.
by kelebe May 20, 2003
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To relax, chill or to post up
I could have balmed all night with that ol' doll - although her nips were as long as fingers and they were tickling my chest
by Punjabi Mac June 04, 2015
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The epitimy of Gay.
Balm? oh yeah hes a fag.
by marshall October 27, 2003
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