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hello, if u see this please know.
i have bin selected to enter urban dictionary i was brought here not by will but force.
if u attempt to get me out you will be brought in as well so don't try to save me

mba im na-adịghị agbachi im naanị nnọọ ogbugbu<translate that its in igbo
help its bin 10 days since i have seen my familly
by bored_of_no_schoolo April 27, 2020
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To provide assistance to someone, making it easier or possible to complete a certain objective.
1. John asked Emily if she could help him.
2. Tom helped his friend with completing a school project.
3. Matthew was helping his grandmother wash the dishes.
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What half of the people on this website need
Dude1: Hey, have you seen Urban dictionary?
Dude2: Yeah, I tried looking up the definition of shark but apparently, it's a way to have sex
Dude1: Damn dude, those people need help
by urbandictionaryiscursedl November 23, 2022
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Dude! you gotta help me. I'm trapped in my room and there's some fucking guy outside. He's freaking the shit out of me. He's got a gun and his name is Biff.

I know this is fucked up - just add this definition so the world can know.

Please.

Help!
Help - add this as a definition you retard! Save me from the guy!
by Pollup January 5, 2008
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a person of lesser social standing, must do things for you. Replaces low value by helping out. Usually cannot get laid.
"Man you need to fire the help, vargas has seriously been slacking!"
by Skank! October 4, 2007
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1) A 1965 Beatles film, starring the Beatles, some foreign guys and a couple of scientists.

An Eastern cult tries to make a sacrifice, only realizing that the sacrificial ring is gone.
Of course, Mr. Starr is wearing it.
So some guys from this cult go after the Fab Four in attempt to retrieve the ring, which won't come off of Ringo's finger.
Some scientists find this rather interesting and now want the ring for themselves.
At the intermission, Paul and George throw darts at the camera and John bobs Ringo up and down like a yo-yo.
Then the mop-tops keep on running, finding themselves in multiple well known areas until they end up at a beach.
When they finally catch Ringo and are painting him the sacrificial red, the ring falls off.

2) A 1965 Beatles album, setlist consisting of:
Side one-
Help!
The Night Before
You've Got To Hide Your Love Away
I Need You
Another Girl
You're Going To Lose That Girl
Ticket to Ride

Side two-
Act Naturally
It's Only Love
You Like Me Too Much
Tell Me What You See
I've Just Seen A Face
Yesterday
Dizzy Miss Lizzy

3) 1965 Beatles song, found on the album Help!
1) Have you seen Help!? The plot is totally jacked up, but it's still hilarious.

2) Not doing much, listening to Help!

3) Now playing: Help!
by LukieInTheSky January 20, 2010
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