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To selfishly hoard the hookah hose when smoking a hookah with several people.

To keep the hookah hose for an unacceptable amount of time before passing it.
Stop Heiseyin' that shit and pass the fucking hookah hose!
by Heis March 30, 2006
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Having ones nuts in a vice. When ones girlfriend will not allow guy to particpate in guy activities, namely drinking and more drinking because she is not involved.
Man, my girlfriend totally heiseyed me last night...
by p.b.d. April 27, 2005
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to attempt to hug a member of the same gender and fall down in the process, often as a result of mass consumption of alcoholic beverages and/or being egged on by persons of the opposite gender
"I am severely bruised from heiseying Katie on the dance floor."

"Guuuuuuurl, you heiseyed flat on yo face last night!"
by kaitiscool February 02, 2009
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