Heif 

Literal translation from farsi (iranian) is 'shame' or 'waste'.

It is now used when looking at someone with a lot of potential that doesn't use it.

i.e. "Look at the boy. he's good looking, well dressed, rich , good job, nice car, good family and NO punai, such a HEIF."

or "If i was him, I'd be dead with AIDS by now, such a HEIF"

Heif by Amir N June 19, 2007

heif 

half, except way cooler

schfifty five and heif!

heif by yarrrrrrr November 13, 2006

Heif 

A word used in eastern Ontario as a pejorative for a stereotypical old person. Heifer carries the same meaning, and a heif house is a retirement home.

Sorry I'm late, got stuck behind a heif going 30 in an 80 zone.

Heif by DanFounder October 6, 2018

Heif 

Fuck

You really Heifed that up

Heif by Ralph September 30, 2003

doo and heif 

Comes right after the number doo.

Shwam, Doo, Doo and heif, Schreven, shvorteen teen... and so on.

doo and heif by David B. February 12, 2004

two and heif 

Two and a half I assume.

Hey Dylan, you seem to have two and heif oranges sitting on your girlfriends chest. Wait, you don't have a girlfriend...

two and heif by bad_toad May 3, 2005

reanh heif 

A form of exclamation. Emphasis on a given topic.

You: Those shoes are cute!
Me: Thanks, reanh heif!
You: I want some.
Me: Reanh heif?

reanh heif by Willis November 9, 2003