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Indication that you've just been owned.
Oh Shwam son, you want some ice with that burn????
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A sex move, whenever you blow your load in someone's face or frontal area unexpectedly, you yell SHWAM! at the top of your lungs. Then tell them to clean up.
Girl: almost done?
boy: SHWAM!
by CYeole April 27, 2009
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TRUE pronounciation of 'one', According to Group X
Schwam.
Doo...
Two and a Heif
by Mr. Roboto April 01, 2005
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to hit something, or be hit with something.
Ashley: dude you just shwammed me in the chin with a bottle.
by shwamyou April 20, 2007
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A word you yell as an extremely hot chick passes by, followed by a pelvic thrust in here general direction. Originated from the movie Waynes World 2 by Dana Carvey.
Vince: Man that chick is so fine!
Wes: Show me your tits!
Cj: SHWAM!
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Shwam is a slang which can refer to several definitions/occasions.
Shit, Yes, Yay, Awesome, Sexy

"He's so shwam"
by DELUprovider April 23, 2008
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1. verb - take a shit
2. noun - a shit
1. Ben - I gotta take a shwam again
2. Me - You shwam all the damn time
by Snoopy To The D-O-double-G February 08, 2004
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