Heather Weather 

Partly cloudy with a slight chance of white girl wasted and early 2000's hip-hop.

"She's already had 3 Schmirnoff and Sprites."
"Ahhh, looks like we're in for Heather Weather tonight."

Heather Weather by Melissafox13 May 16, 2016

Heather Weather 

The cerebral and metaphorically meteorological conditions that must be present for one to drunk dial and subsequently attempt coitus with a girl named Heather.

Dude 1: Dude, I'm going to go down to the Beer House tonight to tie one on.

Dude 2: Dude, does that mean Heather Weather is in the forecast?

Dude 1: Dude, I sure as heck hope so!

Dude 1 & Dude 2: Dude! *high five*

Heather Weather by Uvula February 17, 2010